Think About It: Like a Virgin
Think About It: Like a Virgin (pt. 10)
Summary: Chanyeol's a gangster who doesn't want to think about Baekhyun and dick.
Being a gangster isn't so hard, but Baekhyun quickly realizes that everyone in the gang has had sex before and he doesn't even know the the first thing about it!
They're eating lunch up on the rooftop again and Kai's pretty proud of his latest hookup. "Yeah, she had big ole titties and I just fucked her right there. In the sun."
"That's wild." Sehun's half-interested in Kai's story, but he seems more focused on his sandwich. "I haven't had sex in a while."
"You could probably get a quickie with one of those library nerds."
Chanyeol snorts. "They're all too busy stuffing their noses in books. I don't think they'd wanna waste their time fucking around with us."
Baekhyun looks at him and blinks. "Us? What do you mean us?"
"I wasn't including you, runt."
"But you said--" He stops. "Wait. Have you done it?"
Chanyeol gives him an annoyed look. "Done what, pipsqueak?"
"The sex."
"Yeah? Why? Haven't you?" The red blush that swept across Baekhyun's cheeks almost makes Chanyeol turn away to hide his own. "You probably haven't."
"Well, not yet. I'm saving myself for the one," Baekhyun tells him. "I'll give him my virginity when he comes along."
Rolling his eyes, Chanyeol takes a sip out of his water bottle. "Oh, he'll come alright," he mutters. "All over that stupid mouth of yours."
Sehun and Kai stop eating. Out of the two of them, it's Sehun who speaks up first. "Dude, that's kinda mean."
Kai agrees. "Yeah. What if he's not like that?"
Confused, Baekhyun cocks his head. "I'm not like what? Why was that mean? I don't get it."
"Ugh, nevermind--" But Chanyeol gets cut off when Sehun reaches over and touches Baekhyun on the shoulder.
"Baek, do you like dick? Cause if you don't, then just let us know, boss. Chanyeol crossed the line and we won't let his bullying ass hurt your mochi feels."
Kai shakes his head. "Dude..."
Smiling, Baekhyun glances over at Chanyeol who's looking back at him with a glare (though it's not really anything new). Then, he turns back to the concerned male. "It's okay! I like dick."
"O-oh, okay."
"Do you even know what it tastes like?" Kai asked, his eyebrows raised.
"Not really! I heard it feels like a thumb."
Letting out a loud, aggravated growl, Chanyeol decides that he's done talking about dicks and Baekhyun and dicks in Baekhyun and-- fuck.
"Can you all shut the fuck up!? Stop talking about fucking dicks!" Turning his attention towards Baekhyun, he gets up off the ground and ends up towering over the runt. "And you! Get laid on prom night and get with the program! There's nothing special about virginities. Go find a dick, suck on it, ride on it, I don't care! Fucking sleep next to it like it's one of your damn pillow pets! If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're better off with one in your pretty little mouth so then maybe you'd stop talking so damn much!"
Everyone's in shock, but it's Baekhyun who recovers first in a way that Chanyeol didn't really expect (though, he honestly should have).
"You think my mouth is pretty?"
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Summary: Chanyeol's a gangster who doesn't want to think about Baekhyun and dick.
Being a gangster isn't so hard, but Baekhyun quickly realizes that everyone in the gang has had sex before and he doesn't even know the the first thing about it!
They're eating lunch up on the rooftop again and Kai's pretty proud of his latest hookup. "Yeah, she had big ole titties and I just fucked her right there. In the sun."
"That's wild." Sehun's half-interested in Kai's story, but he seems more focused on his sandwich. "I haven't had sex in a while."
"You could probably get a quickie with one of those library nerds."
Chanyeol snorts. "They're all too busy stuffing their noses in books. I don't think they'd wanna waste their time fucking around with us."
Baekhyun looks at him and blinks. "Us? What do you mean us?"
"I wasn't including you, runt."
"But you said--" He stops. "Wait. Have you done it?"
Chanyeol gives him an annoyed look. "Done what, pipsqueak?"
"The sex."
"Yeah? Why? Haven't you?" The red blush that swept across Baekhyun's cheeks almost makes Chanyeol turn away to hide his own. "You probably haven't."
"Well, not yet. I'm saving myself for the one," Baekhyun tells him. "I'll give him my virginity when he comes along."
Rolling his eyes, Chanyeol takes a sip out of his water bottle. "Oh, he'll come alright," he mutters. "All over that stupid mouth of yours."
Sehun and Kai stop eating. Out of the two of them, it's Sehun who speaks up first. "Dude, that's kinda mean."
Kai agrees. "Yeah. What if he's not like that?"
Confused, Baekhyun cocks his head. "I'm not like what? Why was that mean? I don't get it."
"Ugh, nevermind--" But Chanyeol gets cut off when Sehun reaches over and touches Baekhyun on the shoulder.
"Baek, do you like dick? Cause if you don't, then just let us know, boss. Chanyeol crossed the line and we won't let his bullying ass hurt your mochi feels."
Kai shakes his head. "Dude..."
Smiling, Baekhyun glances over at Chanyeol who's looking back at him with a glare (though it's not really anything new). Then, he turns back to the concerned male. "It's okay! I like dick."
"O-oh, okay."
"Do you even know what it tastes like?" Kai asked, his eyebrows raised.
"Not really! I heard it feels like a thumb."
Letting out a loud, aggravated growl, Chanyeol decides that he's done talking about dicks and Baekhyun and dicks in Baekhyun and-- fuck.
"Can you all shut the fuck up!? Stop talking about fucking dicks!" Turning his attention towards Baekhyun, he gets up off the ground and ends up towering over the runt. "And you! Get laid on prom night and get with the program! There's nothing special about virginities. Go find a dick, suck on it, ride on it, I don't care! Fucking sleep next to it like it's one of your damn pillow pets! If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're better off with one in your pretty little mouth so then maybe you'd stop talking so damn much!"
Everyone's in shock, but it's Baekhyun who recovers first in a way that Chanyeol didn't really expect (though, he honestly should have).
"You think my mouth is pretty?"
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