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Mar 12, 2013 01:16

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kris/tao anonymous March 12 2013, 06:33:26 UTC

There was a guy whose name was Joey. He had nice armpits and a nice body. I have an obsession with armpits. I love hairy armpits. I’m getting a boner just talking about it. He was a year older and he was athletic. He was into basketball and hung out with these cousin humping idiots and SUV addicts. He was gently bullying me and trapping me in corners, shoving his dick in my face. He called me a fag, but he was secretly kind to me. He had beautiful eyes. He was buff, but not too much. He would hump me to humiliate me, but he didn’t know how much pleasure I was getting out of it. We had one of those relationships where you get excited because people are mistreating you. One time he punched this guy who was bullying me. He defended me, and so I hugged him. He was wearing Nike shorts, and I could feel his huge dick on my belly. I’ll remember that forever. We had these moments, and then one day we were in the computer lab at school, and he surprised me from behind. He put his armpit in my face. Armpits are gross to normal people, and he ( ... )

or chanyeol/tao anonymous March 12 2013, 06:51:46 UTC

whichever u prefer

short fill? anonymous March 12 2013, 07:11:21 UTC

lol i actually started working on it last month and had to dig through my notepad files to find this ( ... )

Re: short fill? anonymous March 12 2013, 08:29:09 UTC

not op but i like it. i imagined joey to be way more aggressive and.. mean? i liked how you softened kris and balanced it with obvious affection for tao, it's believable as a portrayal of kris.

the fucking pits, 1/? anonymous March 13 2013, 05:48:08 UTC

sorry op i doubt this is what you had in mind but your prompt was too hard to resistIt's not about the pits; it's what the pits represent. That's what he says to his therapist, who gives him a Look over her horn-rimmed glasses. "Really?" She asks, like she knows he's bull-shitting. Which is bull-shit because no one ever knows when he's bull-shitting. He's so fucking fantastic at it ( ... )

the fucking pits, 2/? anonymous March 13 2013, 05:48:37 UTC

"Yeah," Baekhyun agrees. "You only get one shot. Do not miss your chance to blow. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo ( ... )

Re: the fucking pits, 2/? anonymous March 13 2013, 08:20:24 UTC

this is great, i laughed so much. chanyeol and baek are perfect, you've got a wonderful chanyeol voice and his musings on 1direction and fanservice is hilarious. i really hope you continue on this

Re: the fucking pits, 2/? anonymous March 13 2013, 08:26:19 UTC

omg this is fucking hilarious, and i love your narrative voice. PLEASE CONTINUE

Re: the fucking pits, 2/? anonymous March 13 2013, 10:02:23 UTC

not op - but omg sun! this is one of the funniest things ever! - and your narration is really unique, and totally chanyeol!!!1

Re: the fucking pits, 2/? anonymous March 13 2013, 12:28:20 UTC

LMFAO anon this was absolutely amazing adgsgdf; i really hope you continue this, but if not it's okay as well ;; BUT IT WAS SO SO FUNNY AND GOOD

all the lovely things for you, anon(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ thanks for writing and sharing!!

Re: the fucking pits, 2/? anonymous March 15 2013, 04:43:51 UTC

but if not it's okay as well ty anon ;; this is the most likely end result

Re: the fucking pits, 2/? anonymous March 13 2013, 13:57:07 UTC

oh my god anon this is amazing

Re: the fucking pits, 2/? anonymous March 13 2013, 17:58:01 UTC

lmao anon this is such an unexpected and interesting take on this prompt and you write so well and your sense of humor is just fantastic. i do hope you continue this!

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