post #21

Aug 07, 2013 04:53

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1. post anonymously unless linking to a fill posted somewhere else
2. use the subject line to indicate pairing (in alphabetical order using stage names i.e.baekhyun/chanyeol) prompt details go in the comment.
3. use necessary content warnings
4. do not embed on meme. link to images/videos. label nsfw content.
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Luhan/Xiumin anonymous August 6 2013, 22:30:49 UTC
When Chen jokingly puts Xiumin's virginity up for sale on the internet, neither of them expect some guy in another country to pay thrice the asking price for it.

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+8237482 anonymous August 7 2013, 01:22:14 UTC
WHAT AN EXCELLENT PROMPT

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+INFINITY anonymous August 7 2013, 03:54:16 UTC
OMFG. This is hilarious. XD

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INFINITYxINFINITY anonymous August 7 2013, 12:14:05 UTC
Someone write this please!

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Re: Luhan/Xiumin anonymous August 8 2013, 14:18:15 UTC
I agree
OAO this could turn out to be quite hilarious (and hot)

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Re: Luhan/Xiumin anonymous August 9 2013, 19:25:26 UTC
Ffriiiicckkkk this has got to be hilarious omg someone pls fill this

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Re: Luhan/Xiumin anonymous August 11 2013, 01:30:00 UTC
I WILL FILL THIS

MARK MY ANONYMOUS WORDS.

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Re: Luhan/Xiumin anonymous August 11 2013, 01:32:30 UTC
I WILL FILL THIS

MARK MY ANONYMOUS WORDS

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Re: Luhan/Xiumin anonymous August 11 2013, 01:34:11 UTC
Such was my desire to fill this that i double-commented accidentally. Gimme some hours.

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Re: Luhan/Xiumin anonymous August 11 2013, 02:14:37 UTC
Not OP, but THANK YOU KIND SIR/MA'AM. ;__________;

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[fill] Extra Bucks (1/7) anonymous August 11 2013, 22:44:50 UTC
Jongdae gets bored way too often for someone so diabolic.

"What the--" Minseok is torn between laughing and commiting acts of violence. "JONGDAE!"

Satan is laughing profusely, standing at a safe distance from the desk Minseok is sitting at. Minseok could totally get up, walk over the bed, and wrestle Jongdae to death, but he's hypnotized by the monstruosity his supposed best friend has created.

"Just giving you a hand, man," Jongdae tries to feign innocence, but he's still laughing. "I know you've been trying to get some extra bucks."

Well, sure he has. Minseok has a myriad of hobbies, and all of them are costly in varying levels. However, when Minseok commented with Jongdae that he wanted some money, he meant to say that he had intentions of getting a part time job or something, not that he was okay with Jongdae selling his virginity on an online auction.

And, of course, the act by itself wasn't enough for Jongdae. It was his mission in life to maximize every kind of pain he inflicted on Minseok.

Virginal Korean beauty, the ad ( ... )

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[fill] Extra Bucks (2/7) anonymous August 11 2013, 22:46:17 UTC
Then Friday happens and the whole thing gets even more absurd.

Jongdae sends Minseok a message, all in caps: COME OVER. NAO.

Minseok does as told, because his gut instinct tells him that, this time, it's necessary to abandon his animal crossing game and respond to Jongdae's calling. Maybe it's the lack of jokes and funny commentary, but something about the message tells Minseok that a big thing has happened.

And, indeed, his gut instinct is trustworthy. The first thing Jongdae says when he opens the door is, "they bought you."

Minseok blinks. Once, twice, thrice. "... what?"

"Your virginity. The auction closed today. They bought you," Jongdae's expression is undecipherable.

"What?!" It's starting to sink. Minseok blinks rapidly. Its a nervous habit. "Who"Some dude. But you don't know half of it, and I have to show you, or you won't believe it," he sents a dead serious glance in Minseok's direction before rushing to his room, leaving Minseok to close the door and hastily follow, body numb with shock ( ... )

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[fill] Extra Bucks (3/7) anonymous August 11 2013, 22:47:41 UTC
No red flag is raised. Jongdae apparently milks out several pictures of the guy, as well as personal information, so he's one hundred percent sure that he's not a predator. "No predator would make it so easy for others to catch him," Jongdae explains. "Also, good news for you: he's cute."

Unfortunately for Minseok, no plead is enough to convince Jongdae to share such pictures and personal information: his lame excuse for a best friend wants him to be "surprised". Minseok hates him, considers divorce. Meanwhile, he’s picking new clothes at the mall for the trip.

This guy spent so much on me, it's the excuse he recites to himself. Might as well try to look goodHe buys one pair of tight-fitted jeans, one pair of dress pants, several nicely cut shirts, one pair of good sneakers. Ponders necktie, buys a bowtie just for the heck of it. Ponders lingerie, convinces himself that thongs don't match his virginal image, gives up. Buys a waistcoat to go along with the bowtie. Minseok buys a good number of elegant, useless things, and it barely ( ... )

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[fill] Extra Bucks (4/7) anonymous August 11 2013, 22:49:17 UTC
He jumps a meter in the air, almost screams. His heart attempts to break free from his ribcage, as if acknowledging his possible destiny as black market ware. The person who tapped his shoulder chuckles. It's a man ( ... )

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[fill] Extra Bucks (5/7) anonymous August 11 2013, 22:50:40 UTC
Minseok shifts on his seat. "I don't really do much," Minseok tries to carry on, but he has run out of good things to say. "I like almost all genres of music. I also like pretty much all kinds of food. Ah," he remembers something. "I have the worst best friend ever ( ... )

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[fill] Extra Bucks (6/7) anonymous August 11 2013, 22:52:49 UTC
The first kiss happens at Lu Han's doorstep ( ... )

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