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baekhyun/kris

[anonymous]

kris and baekhyun go to the pet shop to buy a tortoise but instead they end up having sex in front of the fish tanks

top!baekhyun pls

Re: baekhyun/kris

[anonymous]

Anon I think Iknow who you are lol but yes +111111 for this

Re: baekhyun/kris

[anonymous]

i'm so filling this lmao

swaying with the fish (1/2) [fill]

[anonymous]

There is nothing worse in a long-life perfect relationship than the sudden feeling of routine and indifference.

When you spend most of your days either at work or in front of your TV, emptying beer cans one after the other, occasionally forgetting the name of your partner - you're probably doing something wrong (but there's still hope for you). However, when you start to talk to your flowerpots because they seem to understand you better than your mate does and cry at toilet cleaning commercials because you consider dying bacteria more thrilling than your love life - you definitely need to refresh your relationship

swaying with the fish (2/2) [fill]

[anonymous]

The whole situation was wrong in so many ways. They had come to the place to brighten up their lives, become an even more loving family and kill the monotony of their relationship... and it somehow ended up in someone stealing their beloved newborn son from them.

"I don't like it in here. I don't like Chanyeol. And why did we think that a tortoise would be so spectacular anyway? All it does is eating and pooping. Maybe Kyungsoo wasn't meant for us in the first place", nagged Yifan, looking at some uninteresting fish tanks and trying to understand what just had happened.

"Yeah. Why didn't we think of something more down-to-earth, like..."
"...like going on a trip or like, like..."
"...like sex?", Baekhyun suddenly threw in.

Yifan looked at his partner startled and noticed a sparkle in his eyes, something which he hadn't seen for quite a long time. That was definitely that look. Even if they hadn't done it for ages, he could still remember what meaning that cunning gaze had

Re: swaying with the fish (2/2) [fill]

[anonymous]

not op but this is hruyiuskjdbckslsaie
also, poor channie D: it's ok baby, come to noona~
well done anon :3

Re: swaying with the fish (2/2) [fill]

[anonymous]

NOT OP BUT--
SCREAMSSSS OMFG THE CRACK I CANNOT ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

"let's name it kyungsoo."
i literally choked on my biscuits at this line

thank you for filling this, anon.

Re: swaying with the fish (2/2) [fill]

[anonymous]

omg but the ferret on his nametag ROFL