[ficlet] Untitled (Supernatural; Destiel)
"Untitled"
by exorcistor
Fandom: Supernatural
People/pairings: Sam, Dean, Castiel
Rating: worksafe
Prompt: Destiel: ask team free derp. Ask Team Free Derp is our ask!blog on Tumblr [x]
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“Dude, seriously, this is too freaking much!”
“You have to admit, Dean, they are at least better than those guys at the-”
“We are not talking about those guys.”
Dean glared at the laptop, seriously considering throwing the damn machine out the window, and only Sam’s hardcore bitchface (how did the guy know what he was thinking anyway?) stopped him. But really. This was too much.
“What is ‘derp’ anyway? That’s not even a real word!”
“It is ‘internet slang’, used to refer to the act of being particularly frolicsome.”
“-wh-! Cas! Man, stop doing that.”
“My apologies.”
“So you got my memo? You’ve had time to look up this… ‘ask team free derp’ blog?” Sam asked.
“Yes, and it appears it is three very dedicated fans of the prophet Chuck’s work who are administrating it. The two men, who are portraying myself and Dean, are in a long term relationship, much like-”
“Cas! Shut. Up,” Dean hissed.
Sam barked out a laugh. “That’s kind of hilarious, the fans always coming up with ways of making either one of us gay, huh Dean? At least they’re not imagining you with your brother this time. What I don’t get is why they’d think that you and Cas… I mean, that’s just nutty, right?”
Dean had fallen silent in the chair beside him. Sam blinked. And stared. And blinked. And looked at Cas. Who avoided his gaze.
“Wait a second…”
by exorcistor
Fandom: Supernatural
People/pairings: Sam, Dean, Castiel
Rating: worksafe
Prompt: Destiel: ask team free derp. Ask Team Free Derp is our ask!blog on Tumblr [x]
---
“Dude, seriously, this is too freaking much!”
“You have to admit, Dean, they are at least better than those guys at the-”
“We are not talking about those guys.”
Dean glared at the laptop, seriously considering throwing the damn machine out the window, and only Sam’s hardcore bitchface (how did the guy know what he was thinking anyway?) stopped him. But really. This was too much.
“What is ‘derp’ anyway? That’s not even a real word!”
“It is ‘internet slang’, used to refer to the act of being particularly frolicsome.”
“-wh-! Cas! Man, stop doing that.”
“My apologies.”
“So you got my memo? You’ve had time to look up this… ‘ask team free derp’ blog?” Sam asked.
“Yes, and it appears it is three very dedicated fans of the prophet Chuck’s work who are administrating it. The two men, who are portraying myself and Dean, are in a long term relationship, much like-”
“Cas! Shut. Up,” Dean hissed.
Sam barked out a laugh. “That’s kind of hilarious, the fans always coming up with ways of making either one of us gay, huh Dean? At least they’re not imagining you with your brother this time. What I don’t get is why they’d think that you and Cas… I mean, that’s just nutty, right?”
Dean had fallen silent in the chair beside him. Sam blinked. And stared. And blinked. And looked at Cas. Who avoided his gaze.
“Wait a second…”