[fic...?] Bits o' Hetalia Head Canon
The other night, I was looking through my Hetalia fanfic folder, and noticed a strange file simply called "headcanon" laying around there. When I opened it, it contained just that - little bits of head canon for Hetalia which me and my boy has thought of, tiny facts about the nations as I write them - or little things that I keep in the back of my head as I write them.
To be honest, its more like tiny fanfics. I thought I should share a few, as they are pretty funny.
"Hetalia Head Canon"
by exorcistor and shisukoisa
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
People/pairings:
Word count: 260
Genre: Uh.
Rating: pretty much worksafe
Note: Might add to this later on, if we come up with more. If I do, I'll add a note on the fanfiction archive page which says so ;)
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England detests bag tea. He's always loved tea leafs, and he also enjoys being able to make up his own blends, and tea bags are entirely impossible to make your own blends from. At America's place, he always gets tea-bags, if there's any tea at all.
England actually likes one fact about France, and that is that if the man has tea at home, it's in the shape of tea-leafs.
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France is one of the few nations who always remembers Canada's name. He's the one who named him, why would he ever forget? But he insists on pretending not to remember from time to time, just for skits and giggles.
His own skits and giggles, that is.
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France uses a crapload of hair products.
So does Canada, but he is very discreet about it, as he himself considers this a bit gay.
Both of the Italian brothers uses about as much hair products as France. If not more.
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Japan's biggest erogenous zone is his chest. Especially the area around his nipples. This is the reason why he's so outraged and embarrassed when Korea attempts to cop a feel; that and the fact that omgtouchings!!!! are generally something that he isn't used to, and doesn't really enjoy either, as it isn't very natural thing in his culture.
Actually, all the Asian nations have the same erogenous zone. It's like a... family trait. Touch their nipples and they don't know what to do with themselves. Korea is the one who's worst at handling this, which is why he harasses everybody else that way.
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Northern Korea is female, and she looks like this. She has the same problem with her... chest area as all the other Asians, but she'd kill you if you tried to spread it. Her 'idiot curl' is always, always hidden under her hat.
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If the movie 2012 were to occur in the Hetalia world, Russia would be absolutely ecstatic. Not because everyone else suffers, but because according to that movie, he'd end up living pretty close to the equator, in some areas of his. The first thing he'd do would be to start up a sunflower planting.
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Sweden gets sunburnt very, very easily. He loves to go on vacations to Greece's, Turkey's or Egypt's place, but he always end up spending the second and third day indoors.
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Sealand cannot swim.
Instead, he uses floaters which Sweden has given him.
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The number of times that Romano has watched the Godfather movies cannot be counted.
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Sweden is second best in the world at making Sushi. (This isn't actually not head-canon; it's the truth.) Japan can't help but feel a bit uncomfortable about this fact. It makes China furious, because it's not fair, aru.
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All of America's underwear has some kind of comical pattern on them. The Simpson's, Star Wars, his own flag, you name it, he's got it.
England would never, ever have his own flag printed on underwear. It's a disgrace.
That's what he insists on if anyone asks him, at least.
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Whenever England gets depressed, he normally eats a whole box of chocolate of questionable quality. Because even he realizes that drinking by himself to drown his sorrows is amazingly pathetic.
In order to not have to stoop to such low levels (and to avoid risking to get fat from over consuming bad quality chocolate) he normally pesters one of his brothers to join him.
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Canada never gets to celebrate his birthday properly. People tend to remember it about three months too late, and while America and France tend to just stop by to apologize and throw him a gift in arrears, England would always be too embarrassed by having forgotten in the first place can't bring himself to say anything. He normally invites Canada over to his place and then he spoil him for a week or so instead, although he never mentions the reason why he does it.
Canada really wishes he didn't, because one week of England's carefully thought-out three coursers really is too much for his stomach to handle.
America, on the other hand, can actually eat England's food without getting sick, but he doesn't anyway, because it's still gross.
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Believe it or not, but America actually does know how to cook. He just can't be bothered most of the time.
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England is, in fact, well aware that he's in love with America.
So is everybody else.
Except America.
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End note: I apologize for the random XD
To be honest, its more like tiny fanfics. I thought I should share a few, as they are pretty funny.
"Hetalia Head Canon"
by exorcistor and shisukoisa
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
People/pairings:
Word count: 260
Genre: Uh.
Rating: pretty much worksafe
Note: Might add to this later on, if we come up with more. If I do, I'll add a note on the fanfiction archive page which says so ;)
---
England detests bag tea. He's always loved tea leafs, and he also enjoys being able to make up his own blends, and tea bags are entirely impossible to make your own blends from. At America's place, he always gets tea-bags, if there's any tea at all.
England actually likes one fact about France, and that is that if the man has tea at home, it's in the shape of tea-leafs.
---
France is one of the few nations who always remembers Canada's name. He's the one who named him, why would he ever forget? But he insists on pretending not to remember from time to time, just for skits and giggles.
His own skits and giggles, that is.
---
France uses a crapload of hair products.
So does Canada, but he is very discreet about it, as he himself considers this a bit gay.
Both of the Italian brothers uses about as much hair products as France. If not more.
---
Japan's biggest erogenous zone is his chest. Especially the area around his nipples. This is the reason why he's so outraged and embarrassed when Korea attempts to cop a feel; that and the fact that omgtouchings!!!! are generally something that he isn't used to, and doesn't really enjoy either, as it isn't very natural thing in his culture.
Actually, all the Asian nations have the same erogenous zone. It's like a... family trait. Touch their nipples and they don't know what to do with themselves. Korea is the one who's worst at handling this, which is why he harasses everybody else that way.
---
Northern Korea is female, and she looks like this. She has the same problem with her... chest area as all the other Asians, but she'd kill you if you tried to spread it. Her 'idiot curl' is always, always hidden under her hat.
---
If the movie 2012 were to occur in the Hetalia world, Russia would be absolutely ecstatic. Not because everyone else suffers, but because according to that movie, he'd end up living pretty close to the equator, in some areas of his. The first thing he'd do would be to start up a sunflower planting.
---
Sweden gets sunburnt very, very easily. He loves to go on vacations to Greece's, Turkey's or Egypt's place, but he always end up spending the second and third day indoors.
---
Sealand cannot swim.
Instead, he uses floaters which Sweden has given him.
---
The number of times that Romano has watched the Godfather movies cannot be counted.
---
Sweden is second best in the world at making Sushi. (This isn't actually not head-canon; it's the truth.) Japan can't help but feel a bit uncomfortable about this fact. It makes China furious, because it's not fair, aru.
---
All of America's underwear has some kind of comical pattern on them. The Simpson's, Star Wars, his own flag, you name it, he's got it.
England would never, ever have his own flag printed on underwear. It's a disgrace.
That's what he insists on if anyone asks him, at least.
---
Whenever England gets depressed, he normally eats a whole box of chocolate of questionable quality. Because even he realizes that drinking by himself to drown his sorrows is amazingly pathetic.
In order to not have to stoop to such low levels (and to avoid risking to get fat from over consuming bad quality chocolate) he normally pesters one of his brothers to join him.
---
Canada never gets to celebrate his birthday properly. People tend to remember it about three months too late, and while America and France tend to just stop by to apologize and throw him a gift in arrears, England would always be too embarrassed by having forgotten in the first place can't bring himself to say anything. He normally invites Canada over to his place and then he spoil him for a week or so instead, although he never mentions the reason why he does it.
Canada really wishes he didn't, because one week of England's carefully thought-out three coursers really is too much for his stomach to handle.
America, on the other hand, can actually eat England's food without getting sick, but he doesn't anyway, because it's still gross.
---
Believe it or not, but America actually does know how to cook. He just can't be bothered most of the time.
---
England is, in fact, well aware that he's in love with America.
So is everybody else.
Except America.
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End note: I apologize for the random XD