i have realised after rereading this a few times how embarrassing it is

[exoscopy]

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[peroxide_priest]

I AM STOPPING THE PRESSES, KAY? This is your July 14th.

Also: you're sure that the two secondary characters in the OTER aren't actually just masturbatory fantasies hauled up from Issues' imagination?

[exoscopy]

No one can be sure. Oh shit, you've caught me! It's really just Issues banging together (no pun intended) a couple of figurines and pretending it has a meaningful relationship going here. or, uh, at least a functional relationship. A working relationship? I GOT NOTHING