Day 2: Vous n'avez pas la priorite :(

[exoscopy]

French road signs are so polite. 'You [polite form] do not have priority.' Damn Australia just has, 'GIVE WAY'.

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[ompgc]

Yay! Good to know you is having fun over there, and not dead yet. And I add my vote to the "Cheezie returns FAT" bill. And Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. And my life is boring right now. And you're making me feel bad about my journal updating frequency. And my computer is a laggy piece of shit. But, I might be getting a MacBook. Yay!

[exoscopy]

Oh goddamn you all and your wanting me to return balloon-shaped.

pffft do not feel bad about your journal-updating frequency, the moment I get back to Australia and have nothing to write about I will stop posting things.

Will you? Most excellent. I will come over and pet it and call it George.

[ompgc]

Can't you think of anything more exciting than George? And don't say Mildred.(or Bob)(or Fred) What time/date is it over there? You're living in the past, right? XD

[exoscopy]

Helveticus?

It's 3:22pm. We're 10 hours behind Aus.

[kia_and_lin]

LOL @ REY.

Yay. I'm officially NINETEEN THIS YEAR, PEOPLE. COUNT THOSE FINGERS. 8D

Also, sounds like you're having a lot of fun sampling wine. I did the same with Bindi last night at a NY party. We shared glasses of wine and grumbled about how bad tasting they were. 8D

HAPPY NEW YEEEEEEEARRRRRRRRR yeah damn you're already in '09 but you're still sleeping (presumably) so I can't pull the thing Rey did on you with '09 to '08. D;

...chocolate on iPod does not sound like a very good thing. *shifty eyes*

Omfg wtf 4am?! *dies* (lawl typed *does* at first. 8DDDDDDDD)

OMG 130KM/H ON AN ICY ROAD?! COUNT ME INNNNNNNNNNN~~

[exoscopy]

Shut up, grandma. You still look 16. (And act 6.) >D

HAHA WHAT. YOU TWO WINE SNOBS. Here in France, even the cheap wine is delicious.

(what you want to do me because I woke up at 4am? That's not gonna help me sleep, assface)

130KM/H ON AN ICY ROAD IN A RED SPORTSCAR. Doesn't get much better than this.

[kia_and_lin]

SHUT UP, SLUT. Just coz you're jealous. I was spazzing about how I'd be 20 next year, to Rey last night. It's a horrible thought. D; AND LOOKING AND ACTING YOUNGER ISN'T A BAD THING. IT JUST MEANS I'LL GET ASKED FOR ID MORE. 8D

Shuddup. I don't like Shiraz and Sauvignon Blanc. Whoaa I spelt that right on the first go! 8D Go meee, go meeeeeee. They're so bitteeeerrrrrrr. D; Although I can live with it. BUT YEAH. 8D

(SHUT UP, SINCE WHEN HAVE WE EVER SLEPT AT 4AM WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER HMM)

OOOOMMMGGGGGG. Why. WHY DO YOU GET ALL THE CRAZY ASS DRIVERS AND I GET NOOONEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[kia_and_lin]

Oh. And what does umm 'Tabula Rasa' mean? And 'Vous n'avez pas la priorite :(' [am I right when I guess priorite means PRIORITY?!?!] WAIT DOES IT MEAN THAT WHOLE 'YOU DO NOT HAVE PRIORITY THING'!? 8DD

And guess what. WE'RE HAVING FOURSOME AT MY HOUSE ON SUNDAY NIGHT.

And GUESS WHAT.

YOU'RE NOT INVITED.

So eat your damn croissants and your damn Eiffel Towers and your damn castles and your damn French road signs and your damn driving-on-the-left-thing and your damn wine and your damn speeding-up-while-on-icy-roads thing and *SULKS*

[exoscopy]

I could explain 'tabula rasa' to you but it would take more words than I feel like typing. IT MAKES A LOT MORE SENSE IF YOU ARE A PSYCH STUDENT. And yes, that is what it means. Congratulations, you get three (3) French points. Get 300 and you can redeem them in your nearest European country for delicious croissants!

OH FU

DITCH ME

DITCH ME!!!

FINE

I WILL DITCH YOU TO SEE THE LOUVRE ON SUNDAY

[kia_and_lin]

Don't worry Chii. I am also uninvited to the orgy at Kia's house. Because I had the bare faced insolence to go on a holiday with my family to visit my 90 year old grandfather and celebrate his birthday *checks position of halo*

So I'm guessing French people don't check ID's? Nice for you - enjoy champagne where you can actually call it such, as opposed to 'sparkling wine', which sounds so much more pathetic. And enjoy the snow. Are you going skiing/sledding at any stage in your holiday?

[exoscopy]

And unlike me, your halo is not being held up by horns - oh, crap, where's it gone? I must have left it in Epernay, oh, I knew that was two glasses of champagne too many...

In the provinces they don't. In a Paris bar I daresay they might.

No skiing. Coordination and I have a rocky relationship in the most literal way possible.

[kia_and_lin]

Chii. May I present a line that Kia and I feel is very Gaelon. Culled from Silver Pard's fanfic 'A Mistaken Sorting':

'Snape was the recipient of a smile so cold it could have kept ice cream from melting in a blast furnace. Something in Snape recognised it and started kissing robe hem.'

Ah, love. And I have been hearing about Ben Barnes = Tair. After the Google photo, I can see the possibilites XD

[kia_and_lin]

She was too chicken to watch the Hannibal Rising trailer. xD;

[exoscopy]

That's beautiful. (And very Gaelon indeed.)

Yes, Ben Barnes would make an alright Tair, but all I've seen him in so far is Prince Caspian where he was noble and goodly. He needs to be more of an asshole. But he's a distinct(ly pretty) possibility.

The Hannibal Rising trailer is terrifying at night, but it shows why Gaspard Ulliel would be a perfect Gaelon in all but looks. The air of expectant venom! The underestimate-me-and-I-will-dismember-you-with-my-mind look! The swirling of the wineglass! Watch it if you dare.

[kia_and_lin]

Kia: ANNNDDDD Tair needs to GTFO the Prince Caspian Spanish accent. That just killed it for me. D; I'm sorry, but it did.