potential brain bubble

[expatriaitlin]

a week ago i got drunk and bumped my head on the top of one of those orange slides they have at playgrounds. there is a lump the size of a pingpong ball at the crest of my head (obviously the pingpong ball would be half-submerged into the top of my head, not resting on top, let's not be rediculous) so here i am a week later and it's still there. i

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[happyted]

brain damage can be okay. all those things that used to bother you about life just aren't as important anymore.

ooh, i just saw something shiny!

THANK YOU FOR THE WORKING RECORD PLAYER

[r2dchew]

Bald is the new sexy. Didn't you get the memo?