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You know what I miss? TV.
Poking fun at the "police procedure" shows was a great past-time of mine. I think my favorite was SVU-if cops did half of what Benson and Stabler did there would need to be a dozen and one guys behind the scenes filling out the paperwork.
Santa-
We talked during that interference thing and I mentioned my sister. I don't know why I'm writing to you. I stopped believing in you when Angie said that Lucy Foster told her that Santa wasn't real. I wish you were real. My sister deserved magic. More magic then I could ever give her.
Except I do believe. Now. So...I guess down to it.
I want a TV and some DVDs. Law and Order. I've been thinking about that. I need a taste of New York City. Also some comedies. Some dramas. Just...movies you know? And something to play them on.
For George. Give him a book of NYPD police procedure. Give him a couple of them. Official issue. Also give him a pair of electric socks and I dunno-some chocolate. Bailey's chocolate.
For Una give her some poetry books. Some good ones. I have something I'm giving to her. Just some little poetry books and things. Also what, flowers? Pretty flowers. A big thing of flowers.
For Stildyne. Get him some good...movies. I think you know the kind I mean. Good ones. I have something I'm giving him too, but some good movies. Also give him a bear. A stuffed bear. The cutest damn bear you can find.
For Kay. Can you get him something from home? Something cheap and tourist-y. Like one of those glow in the dark statue of liberty's. Or-you know Angie had this bear. I think you know the one I mean. Get him one of those.
It's times like these I remember I'm on a magical spaceboat though so...bring the guy a hot dog. A good new york one. HOT man. If you can give Carolyn bacon for Christmas you can bring him a hot dog. Actually you can bring the guy two hot dogs. One for him and one for Narvin.
For Dracula- God you need to help him get out of here. ....Let him eat normal food for one day. And Drink. I...I can't but let him do it. And let him go out in the sun.
For Narvin- Get him some NYPD issue listening equipment. Top of the line. The stuff that stalloni and Ellen used back home.
For Amanda - ...Get her a stuffed animal but for the love of god don't tell her who it's from. Get her warden a box of cigars and a note saying congratulations. Again, no note.
Get Sarah-
Is she okay? I believe she is. get her something she wants. A guy who can be what I wasn't and what Ican't be okay?
Get Simone...
....Get Simone whatever she wants. Something she needs. Something...nice. Something sweet. And tell me what to do about her please
That's all.
Thanks.
Sincerely yours,
Mark Hoffman.
Poking fun at the "police procedure" shows was a great past-time of mine. I think my favorite was SVU-if cops did half of what Benson and Stabler did there would need to be a dozen and one guys behind the scenes filling out the paperwork.
Santa-
We talked during that interference thing and I mentioned my sister. I don't know why I'm writing to you. I stopped believing in you when Angie said that Lucy Foster told her that Santa wasn't real. I wish you were real. My sister deserved magic. More magic then I could ever give her.
Except I do believe. Now. So...I guess down to it.
I want a TV and some DVDs. Law and Order. I've been thinking about that. I need a taste of New York City. Also some comedies. Some dramas. Just...movies you know? And something to play them on.
For George. Give him a book of NYPD police procedure. Give him a couple of them. Official issue. Also give him a pair of electric socks and I dunno-some chocolate. Bailey's chocolate.
For Una give her some poetry books. Some good ones. I have something I'm giving to her. Just some little poetry books and things. Also what, flowers? Pretty flowers. A big thing of flowers.
For Stildyne. Get him some good...movies. I think you know the kind I mean. Good ones. I have something I'm giving him too, but some good movies. Also give him a bear. A stuffed bear. The cutest damn bear you can find.
For Kay. Can you get him something from home? Something cheap and tourist-y. Like one of those glow in the dark statue of liberty's. Or-you know Angie had this bear. I think you know the one I mean. Get him one of those.
It's times like these I remember I'm on a magical spaceboat though so...bring the guy a hot dog. A good new york one. HOT man. If you can give Carolyn bacon for Christmas you can bring him a hot dog. Actually you can bring the guy two hot dogs. One for him and one for Narvin.
For Dracula- God you need to help him get out of here. ....Let him eat normal food for one day. And Drink. I...I can't but let him do it. And let him go out in the sun.
For Narvin- Get him some NYPD issue listening equipment. Top of the line. The stuff that stalloni and Ellen used back home.
For Amanda - ...Get her a stuffed animal but for the love of god don't tell her who it's from. Get her warden a box of cigars and a note saying congratulations. Again, no note.
Get Sarah-
Is she okay? I believe she is. get her something she wants. A guy who can be what I wasn't and what Ican't be okay?
Get Simone...
....Get Simone whatever she wants. Something she needs. Something...nice. Something sweet. And tell me what to do about her please
That's all.
Thanks.
Sincerely yours,
Mark Hoffman.