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[Accidental Video]
[Hoffman is picking pie off his face. He's talking like he doesn't know the communicator is on and in fact he doesn't know it's on because-they turned it on.]
...I am never eating pie again. Never again. Goddamnit. No more apples-no more-
[Out of nowhere a pie hits him in the face-hard. A lot of it splatters onto the camera.] -
[Drunnkk Post.
[Someone has let Hoffman in the pub. This was a bad idea. Because the best time to expound upon wisdom is to tell people your feelings when drunk. Unfortunately, Hoffman is smart about that.]
[Filtered to Hoffman's friends. If you think you're there-you're there. If you want to get this by mistake you're there.]
so everbods ded and verbody ( Read more... ) -
[Audio]
[Hoffman sounds grim when he speaks.]
Clothespins.. Bags and bags of clothespins. And you know where we had to go for them? To a movie studio. How the fuck does that work. Clothespins at a movie studio. I hate Hollywood. Especially undead Hollywood ( Read more... ) -
[Audio]
A few friendly words of advice. Don't fall asleep in strange places no matter how upset you are. Someone really should think about...opening some kind of talking clinic ( Read more... ) -
Hungover. What the fuck.
[Hoffman twitches. He looks groggily at the camera.]
...What the fuck is going on?
[ooc: give me your puppets you guys. Give me your puppets.] -
[Audio]
[Hoffman might sound slightly slurred when he speaks. Someone finished off his alcohol thank you very much ( Read more... ) -
Some Text and Some Audio.
[Private to Infirmary Doctors ( Read more... ) -
Text.
[Hoffman tried to make a post earlier (some of you might have seen that) but he was too stoned in too much pain and ended up helped out by Rex. Now however he's sitting in the infirmary surrounded by people thinking ( Read more... ) -
[Spastic-Post.]
[Public.]
[Hoffman has been drinking. He hasn't been drinking a lot, but he has been drinking. He knows it's bad however. He's trying to stop which is why he's focusing on this.]
Those hallucinations are in the rooms. [In his room. In his room. Because He died there. Yep ( Read more... ) -
[Video] -"We're back!" a dinosaur story.
[Have a very bleary looking Hoffman barge, scratching his neck in the infirmary barge. He hit the video button by accident, as evidenced by the state of disarray of his hair and outfit.]
...I can only assume that-
[cough, pause, cough. Hey look at that he sounds almost normal. There's still a little bit of a rough edge but it's not crippling ( Read more... )