Beer and Strippers

[expensiveshit]

I get a voicemail at 12:54am on Tuesday morning, Tebeleff says "You're missing out on the night of a lifetime; we've got beer and strippers, so gimme a call if you get this."

Who am I not to go?

I'm greeted at gunpoint, scissorpoint, axeblade-point, and umbrellapoint.

Only the best for my friends, and you'll all get yours. Just you wait and see

Comments

[bathroom_irony]

but when are you gonna get YOUR's?

hmmm?

[ephyuceekay]

just smoke and throw up.