Comments | explicably_nuts: salt has more than 14,000 uses according to the salt institute

explicably_nuts

salt has more than 14,000 uses according to the salt institute

Jan 13, 2005 21:39

Why I love salt (a small speech I gave jay and millie on the walk home from the burrito shop (yes, it’s a miracle I have friends ( Read more... )

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igotarock January 14 2005, 03:29:07 UTC

you're crazy
salt has nothing on balancing elephants and misporportioned japanese towns

strong_bad_esp January 14 2005, 16:05:15 UTC

umm i have to agree with jay ... have you ever seen a misporportioned japanese town?

reason why salt sucks

1) i dare you to get it in your eye or an open wound

igotarock January 14 2005, 17:08:32 UTC

what did danny say?
don't put salt in your eye
don't put salt in your eye
put salt in your eye

AHHHHH MY EYE!!!!

le_tigress January 14 2005, 17:51:35 UTC

"AHHHHHH MY EYE!" = my favorite phrase of all time. ALL TIME.

le_tigress January 14 2005, 17:03:39 UTC

im totally on team salt.
one other good reason why you all should be kissing salts salty little grainules...have you ever heard of a thing called CRETINISM???
fuck that noise. salt saves us from becoming mentally retarded midgets by giving us our needed doses of iodine.
so fuck all yall. youre just jealous that you dont taste that good on potatoes.

explicably_nuts January 14 2005, 21:06:16 UTC

high fives