http://www.cbc.ca/exposure/node/6583

I have a terrible crisis at hand. I'm under siege by Horseflies. They materialized overnight on Monday so yesterday I woke up and went bleary eyed into my kitchen to see a little fly on the floor, 'oh poor fly, your wing is broken,' then i went to get my dustpan and looked up to see the fucking Alfred Hitchcockesque scene of FLIES perched ( Read more... )

I'm taking this improv class downtown. Nothing serious, for jokes really. Someone offered me the class for free and I figured, what the hell, why not? All the people in my little bitty life are busier than I am for once, so why not kill a tuesday night like this?

So it's been pretty interesting so far, 5th week of an 8 week course, and I'm the only ( Read more... )

To all you ignorant fuckers out there who decide to hop on a mother fucking bike without knowing the goddamn regulations ( Read more... )

So...as Annie sits doing Ayesha's science assignment, the two of them watched a video on msn.com about Miss America being booed by the Mexicans...Ayesha and Annie began to discuss the reasons why Mexicans wouldn't like Americans...and Ayeshas commented on how it would be like someone from Ontario speaking bad French to a Quebecois, she then ( Read more... )

i'm kind of agonizing over this stupid thing.

i came home, i slept, and that was a bad idea because now i'm awake. i thought i was tired but i'm awake. and everyone else is asleep.

what a waste of a day.

shit.

TWO FREE DINNERS IN TWO NIGHTS ( Read more... )

TWO FREE DINNERS IN TWO NIGHTS ( Read more... )

well hot piss, look at that. three days in the country and all is well. no one got arrested at customs, or accosted on the streets...in fact, the germans here dont seem to hit on anyone at all. im starting to think that this town just doesnt have sex ( Read more... )

let go
let down
let alone
left fucked.