molomania (8:52:32 PM): do you even remember anything? makemeINVINCIB1E (8:52:48 PM): i remember passing out by the door then on your bed then on the door again molomania (8:52:53 PM): lolll molomania (8:52:55 PM): yeah molomania (8:52:57 PM): that's about right
So...last week I kept hearing rustling in my room. I thought it COULD be a mouse, but I think it was just trash falling in the trash bag cuz i just cleaned. But nope, just a little while ago I saw the intruding son of a bitch.
So I bought some mousetraps and he's gonna die. DIE. I named him Charlie.
"Wait. Where's my hand?" "SHIT! Was there a cop back there? Oh, I'm only doing 50 anyway" "Dude ALL those chicks are hot." "Except her...and her, and her, and her, well all of them." "Oh yeah."