Talking about life...August 24th

[exploding_toe]

When I went downstairs to the living room, I saw my family's prized vase, La Vasé de Figarõ, in pieces. I was shocked. The vase was made out of titanium and stainless steel, making it easy to wash, but not easy to break! My parents spent a great deal of money buying the beautiful vase, through 7 easy payments of $999.99 (by VISA

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[pure_craziiness]

haha hi joe samanikowsky hows it going?

[exploding_toe]

hallo, i'm good because you remember my name which isn't easy for the average person

[sylkara]

NEEDS MORE VOICE PROJECTING.

[exploding_toe]

HEY CAN YOU PIPE DOWN I'M TRYING TO TYPE A COHERENT SENTENCE HERE

[ariad]

...It's pathetic how long it took me to realize that this was not my friend from San Francisco telling a true story in a very sarcastic tone.

I don't know why I thought it was.