My home phone and cell phone started ringing at the same time. I panicked. If someone were calling my cell phone, then it's probably some girl who either needs homework help or [hopefully] a bareback massage. However, the home phone can be a call from the library because I totally forgot that I had several overdue books ( Read more... )

Government- The problem with a government is that everyone wants it to change but most people don't do anything to change it. This statement also applies to the seating arrangement of my government class: everyone wants to sit by me, but not everyone is willing to fight to the death to sit in kissing range of me ( Read more... )

Wow, school is starting again, and I have no idea why ( Read more... )

Extreme Livejournal Makeover: Internet Edition
Produced by Miss Marla Caroline, Andrew Jones's number one fan

Like OMG this background is SOOOO boring and the font yells out "CONFORMIST" so like let's change that.

WOW THIS IS SOO GOOD OMG. But the text needs some help!

AWESOME! So now you can see that the white obviously works with the pink. ( Read more... )

Back in my college days, when people still called me Andy Jones, I dated a girl named Andie. We didn't really like each other in that way, but we stayed together because we enjoyed the compliments others gave us in regards to our relationship ( Read more... )

► Write answers and change questions if you want.

► Change any answers if you want and then change questions.

o1| What has summer been like so far?

It's like being naked in a jacuzzi except instead of hot water it's filled with macaroni and cheese and a yellow rubber ducky.

o2| What do you do before bedtime?Bedtime? I don't sleep on a bed ( Read more... )

"Hello platonic male friend whom I feel comfortable talking to. Because we have spoken to each other before, I believe we can reach the next level of friendship by spilling our secrets to one another. Of course, if you have even the slightest hint of showing more interest in me than I can tolerate, I will tell everyone how bad of a person you are ( Read more... )

A story about two best friends ( Read more... )

I held her hand tightly, not wanting to let go ( Read more... )

An Analytical Perspective of My Personal Philosophy on Our Mortality ( Read more... )