Dear John

[explodingcat]

Dear LiveJournal,

Seein' as it's Valentine's Day and all, I thought I'd come clean with you. I been cheatin' on you with Facebook this week. I'm not askin' for your forgiveness. But maybe next week, we can forget this ever happened.

Yours Truly,
Spanky

p.s. See LJ? I even used your secret name for me. I won't forget you.

Comments

[nannar]

What is this LiveJournal you speak of?

[explodingcat]

Whatever it is, you're cheating on FaceBook now.

[elizebethjoy]

I'm Elizebeth Tong on facebook. Find me!

[explodingcat]

I'm the creepy stranger adding you as a friend.

I had trouble finding you until I noticed you spell it ElizEbeth, instead of ElizAbeth like 16 other Tongs.

[seeliespright]

You're on Facebook?! I'll have to look you up and add you. :D

[explodingcat]

Ditto! I just signed on. It seems like everyone is on Facebook.

[seeliespright]

there are too many people with your name and I can't find you.

i'm listed as David S. Rose if you can find me.

[explodingcat]

Weird. I can't find you either. The only David S. Rose I'm turning up is some dude in New York that looks like a lawyer.

Weirder still, I can't even find myself searching. Although, the search does return one person with whom I am friends.