I believe that the tv should be destroyed in the following manner. It must also be video-documented.
1. Find a high bridge. But not too high. 2. Heave the television off of said high bridge and cackle with glee as it plummets to its doom and smashes into billions of small pieces on the rocks or ground below.
Optional step inlcudes a shotgun, one shell, and a person good enough at shooting a shotgun so that it can be shot in mid-air while it's falling to it's doom. I recommend myself, or Rick for that duty. Although the optional step might not be possible due to firearm safety and local laws regarding discharging a firearm on non-private property.
That's my two cents. Or three, depending on which steps you utilize.
if you want a band to listen to at night that will make you feel absolutely fucking alive...listen to the firebird band. it's definately 100 times mellower than and the sky went red...but it's one hell of a band and will make you feel beautiful at the same time.
Comments 3
1. Find a high bridge. But not too high.
2. Heave the television off of said high bridge and cackle with glee as it plummets to its doom and smashes into billions of small pieces on the rocks or ground below.
Optional step inlcudes a shotgun, one shell, and a person good enough at shooting a shotgun so that it can be shot in mid-air while it's falling to it's doom. I recommend myself, or Rick for that duty. Although the optional step might not be possible due to firearm safety and local laws regarding discharging a firearm on non-private property.
That's my two cents. Or three, depending on which steps you utilize.
Reply
Reply
you haven't commented on one of my entries in like 646345344325 years. I thought you didn't read them anymore.
Reply
Leave a comment