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I drove 800.4 miles today.

I spent $114.88 on 30.02 gallons of gas.

I locked my keys in my car at a rest station and a random dude helped me break into my car.

and also. my heart is broken.

the Provincetown Film Festival is going on this week.
Quentin Tarantino is in town. I must see him.

tonight I went and saw Deficit, the film directed by Gael García Bernal
it was good. but while I was watching it I felt like in real life he would be very cocky or arrogant.
after the showing, he came out and did a Q&A (the festival is giving him an ( Read more... )

Caslon eats the weirdest foods ever.
he shares apples, bananas, olives, peaches, nectarines, avocado, and now eggplant.

we adventured.


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this movie is weird as fuck. but shit do I want to bang this kid.

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fuck my life ( Read more... )

most of my entries are friends only because I'd like to think that the people reading them are people who at least somewhat care to read what is going on with me ( Read more... )

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I awoke thursday to the news that one of the most influential people of our time had died.
and I cried.

I wrote this today:
For anyone who has read Slapstick, or is familiar with Kurt Vonnegut's idea of creating artificial extended families:

For years I've been telling myself I would write a letter to Kurt Vonnegut and try to explain to him how ( Read more... )

I've been listening to the new Brand New songs a lot.
they're feeding my fucked up-ness.
I'm ok with that.

weird fucking moods and feelings all the time lately. not sure how to deal with it...

but in the mean time, I think I'm going to take MarkWaters' idea here:

leave a comment with your name if you want to know what I think of you.I'll try my ( Read more... )