i pick on idiots: MIKE JONES ( Read more... )

me: we're out of french vanilla creamer. and I want some for my coffee.
mom: just use half&half and kahlua.
me: ...gladly.

So a quick update with Jason's life ( Read more... )

I'm so violently sick.

fuck.

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you're just looking for love in all the wrong places.

believe it or not, that's one prize you'll never find while digging through your box of crackerjacks.

unless you really love stickers with airplanes on them.

( yeah, she makes me smile. how cute. )

you're ten cars back on the pop culture train, kid.

who are you trying to impress, anyway?

I've never seen a TV this flat, before!
-shakes cloth-
(People screaming)

Further proof that Sage is a ( genius. )