I need an update on all active members' status as of this coming May asap, for Action is imminent and since we have no ghouls and/or giant scorpions, expert and tactical planning is going to be our Key to Victory. If done properly, there shall be a very short lived but very powerful explosion, by which I mean a three or four day road trip, or ( Read more... )

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Much could be said about the shortcomings of Wick, at least from the misunderstood, outside perspective of others. But one thing that could not be said about him was that he was homeless. He undoubtedly would have been, but he inherited a small home on the outskirts of Tolina. It used to be the home of the only person in his life who had ever ( Read more... )

When life gives you lemons, use them to squirt lemon juice in the eyes of your enemies.

Other things that piss me off: onions.

- Yesterday, as I'm leaving work, I approach the door to the outside world with both arms full. Neither hand if free however the doors, fortunately, are push from that direction, so I simply turn around and walk backwards into the door and push it open. As I do this, I see some guy heading out as well, obviously intending to use the same door I'm ( Read more... )

Tolina was once a quaint mining town, seated at the border between the mountains and the plains. Its great success long ago caused a huge growth in population and it was now a large city, booming in commerce and trade. Its specific history led to a natural boost in trades such as metalworking and refining, and smithies occupied nearly every second ( Read more... )

Saying I love you ( Read more... )

The Warrior, The Bouncer, and The Magician ( Read more... )

It was a clear day, fantastically blue, the rays of the sun thrown across the sky in an illuminating gesture like faith. A few sparse clouds hovered there, slowly drifting in a lazy westward breeze. The sun itself sat idle above them, overlooking a beautiful landscape of rolling hills with low bushes, its gentle warmth shared by everything under ( Read more... )

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