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[explosiveart]

My head is killing me, yeah. Anyone have any cure-all for headaches that isn't supposed to cure hangovers? Yeah. Oh, and anyone have one of these? The back of my head is bruised and it hurts like shit, yeah.

My chest is bruised, too yeah. And my tongue has a cut on it. Any remedies for those, too, yeah?

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[extra_limb]

Dei-san~!

Sakon is glad to see you!

How have you been?

Perhaps the office lady would have something for that? Isn't she a nurse...?

((OOC: Sakon says: "You have messed up with your tags, love. You should try to fix that, before someone gets confuzzled!"))

[explosiveart]

Sakon-san, yeah.

You, as well. *nods*

She's a nurse, yeah??

[*looks around, paranoid* What code mess? Where? I don't know what you're talking about!!!]

[extra_limb]

I think so. -nods-

((XD O.o I don't know. Maybe a garden gnome stole it.))

[explosiveart]

Your brother said they were two different people, yeah.

[Ah, tricky little gnome, eh? *narrows eyes at it* I know where you live.]

[ukon_nii]

Deidara-san ♥ We have the same schedule this year.

You might want to go to the office lady or the nurse, they could come up with remedy, but just sit in some ice until then ♥

[explosiveart]

...The same? Yeah?

Your brother seems to think that the office lady is the nurse, Ukon, yeah. Might want to clear that up. *nods* *looks around, pained expression on his face* Where am I going to find enough ice to sit on on an island with beaches, yeah?

[ukon_nii]

-Shrugs- Tayuya-kun said she'd steal it for you, she'll find it.

[explosiveart]

Yeah, she will. *nods*

[akai_uta]

I am so fuckin sorry Dei, ack, fuck this is my fault. I'll steal some ice for you.

[explosiveart]

I'm the one who slipped on the candy wrapper, yeah. It's my fault. Just another reason why I don't like Tootsie Rolls, yeah. *nods*

Have you checked the closet? Everything is still in there, yeah.

[akai_uta]

The situation might be helped if you get back there

[paint_on_face]

I've got an icebag. But the question is: Can I find it? The apartment is more of a disaster than ever.

[explosiveart]

For all that is sacred, you better find it, yeah, unless you want something bad to happen to you and your apartment now that you've given me a ray of hope, yeah.

[paint_on_face]

I have a pretty good idea where it is. I think I saw it under my desk. It's probably having a party with all of those CDs I lost.

[explosiveart]

Then quick, boy, go fetch it, yeah.

[barely_winded]

...You people are walking wrecks. Did no one at this school ever learn basic first aid? Or CPR? Or took any EMT prepatory courses at the community center? Or was that why I was surrouned by all the old people who kept switching from saving the CPR dummy to needing to be saved?

Depends why your head's bruised, a few topical numbing salves can help abate pain, and everything else takes time.

Like trains. Can you guess it? There was a snake. On the mother-fucking train. I seriously hope I didn't miss anything important today.

Denzel Washington was there too. I never knew he was in Nippon.

[[ OOC: *is shot* ]]

[explosiveart]

I know basic first aid, yeah, but it's hard to treat the back of your head when your chest and back are bruised and it hurts to raise your arms, yeah. And I didn't need to be saved, yeah. I did the saving. *nods*

My head is bruised because it smacked against the concrete floor of the stairwell in my apartment building, yeah.

.... yeah.

[*is so confused by the last part.* Are you making fun of Snakes on a Plane?]

[barely_winded]

*has images of CPR dummies floating face-down in pools* *for no particular reason* Judging by Tayuya's reaction, you're her hero, no?

...*thumbs up* Boys.

[[ Yes. I am horrible and going to hell. Not really. But Snakes on a Train would be funny too. I mean. "Oh no we could derail 'cause the Python's eating the conductor while the cobras are attacking the bar with zest!" ...*is shot again* ]]

[explosiveart]

Uh, yeah. But I don't think she thinks of me as her hero, yeah... *looks down at his hands*

*confused expression* What does my gender have to do with anything, yeah? And why are you lumping me together with all of them?

[Ah. It's funny in concept, but if it was ever made into a movie I would officially hate Hollywood. Moreso than I already do. *mutters rant under her breath* *heals you*]