OOC - Christmas 2011, backdated to all hell such as not to affect friendslists

Sep 13, 2011 06:14

Alphabetical order, because I'm like that. Kimblee really isn't too big on displays of...general open niceness to people unless it suits him, but he'll make a few exceptions once in a while in the general spirit of Why The Hell Not. As such! Some of his CR is getting stuff.

To be delivered Christmas morning, via...Pidgeys or something I don't even know, apparently there's a mail system that works:

Clive: Girafarig egg. We will not speak of where it came from, how he found it, how utterly confused he was at Dorian after abovementioned finding of it, or certain parts of the reason why Marat has been boxed until the end of time.

Emmy: A handwritten letter wishing her well for the holiday season, and extending an invitation for coffee at any location of her choosing once she arrives and has become acquainted with Goldenrod City.

Envy: A handwritten letter to "Victor", asking after his siblings in a very cordial manner and stating that it's been far too long since he's spoken to most of them, given how long he was employed by the family. However, he would like to make it clear that the servitude he offered the family back home is extended, as always, in your direction as well; their distance from Amestris has changed nothing. (Loosely translated from very polite Kimblese: IDGAF WHAT HAPPENED IN YOUR WORLD, LET'S DESTROYING NATIONS TOGETHER. \o/)

Gorthan: A journal, thin and leatherbound, and...full of Kimblee's handwriting, which is surprisingly uglier than most would assume but the poor bb tries, okay? Contains the following, though no specific names are given in connection to any of them: the stories surrounding the fall of Xerxes, the country that disappeared in one night; a summation of the rise and fall of Letoism in Reole; a very brief account of a person with no body, their soul alchemically bonded to a false container made of iron, and an equally brief account of a creature that looks like a human but is equally hollow inside, their true form being made entirely of sentient shadows - and at the back, a two-page summary of The Merchant of Venice that is both very sarcastic in tone and detailed enough to make it plain that he's read the damn thing.

Karkat: A handwritten letter expressing the general sentiment that he suspects you would know what to get yourself better than he would know what to buy for you, so enjoy the 2500 in your account. Also, basic congratulations that you survived another year, as far as Earth is concerned; hopefully you'll survive the next 365 days without any sort of major catastrophe and/or dying horribly. (The level of sarcasm in that last part is entirely up to your personal interpretation, Karkat, as the wording remains straightforward.)

Lust: A handwritten letter to "Isabella", asking after her siblings in a very cordial manner before requesting her location, and a personal invitation to dinner at a location of her choosing; it's been a long time since they've spoken in person, after all, and they ought to catch up for old time's sake. (Loosely translated from very polite Kimblese: GIRL HE WANTS DEETS ON WHAT WE'RE DOING DOES HE HAVE TO TAKE YOU ON A DATE TO GET THEM BECAUSE HE WILL.)

Winry: Necklace with a stylized and rather feminine-looking pendant; delivered anonymously.

To be delivered in person...whenever he happens to catch you:

Archer: Level 30 Porygon obtained from the Game Corner; comes with the TM move Psychic.

Hughes: A Silk Scarf for his Eevee, as well as one of those thin journals mentioned above. His actually is mostly blank, though a few pages have been filled; what has been written is pretty much what they've come up with during their Ace Alchemist Investigations sessions (well, the one that they remember) as well as definite encouragement to keep track of what they come up with, coded/written in the form of some very rambling but generally boring reminiscing about Amestris.

!ooc, just thought he'd warn you

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