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[exportsdespair]

Ah.  Italy.

I would very much like to know what the exact purpose of a bed named after my Prime Minister is.

Although I am not sure I need to know what happens on this bed.   Not that it is much of a secret, da~?

Comments

[hailamericaaa]

A bed named after Putin?

[exportsdespair]

Да. Apparently so.

[hailamericaaa]

Who'd wanna sleep in that?

[exportsdespair]

Berlusconi, it seems.

[hailamericaaa]

It should have been named after one of my bosses!

[exportsdespair]

No.

[hailamericaaa]

I think "Kennedy" would be the perfect name for a bed.

[exportsdespair]

Perhaps appropriate, but certainly not one I would choose.

[princeassassin]

What does it look like?

[exportsdespair]

I do not have a clue. But I hear there are curtains.

[princeassassin]

How interesting.

[exportsdespair]

Quite. I hope dear Italy can shed some light on the matter.

[p_p_p_pasta]

Ve, the sheets are shiny and smooth like his head!

[p_p_p_pasta]

I-I mean... ah...