Isn't it great to be alive?!

[exquisitcarnage]

Everyday when I wake up, I take a deep breath and I says to myself I says, "Every day is a gift from above, because I get to make sandwiches for dozens of rude and ungrateful people."
It's a dream come true! I get paid for this. LOVE it. This is why our ancestors come here. Waged slave labor, it's awesome

Comments

[blondehorizons]

I'm coming to your American Dream tonight, so I can be rude and ungrateful and make you distribute caffienated substances to me.

<3

[obijohn]

Someones been talking to a very unhappy unicorn...

Today's vocabulary term-

Waged slave labor: Providing a service for someone in exchange for monetary compensation.

So the real American Dream is in fact Prostitution... And who doesn't like a good prostitute?

[darnn]

Mrs. Marx?

[exquisitcarnage]

Haha, indeed.