The Art of Wanking: A Masturbation Drabble Series
Title: The Art of Wanking (Part 1)
Author: exquisite_ugly
Rating: M - masturbation, language
Genre: Humor
Summary: A 6-part series of drabbles about Jake and the art of wanking.
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Banner by Mist (give her props! I was *DED* when she first sent this to me!)
This first drabble is for mera_naam_joker!!
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There was a certain art and skill to jerking off. You didn't want it to be boring or the same every time; kind of like sex. At least that's how Jake figured sex would be. The standard positions would always be great, but you could mix it up. He had yet to experience that, though, so he settled for the next best thing.
It had started when he was only ten and discovered women's boobies in the magazines Quil and Embry had hid in his garage. He had gotten excited over them, quickly figured out what needed to be done, and he did the deed. Jake had become quite adept at rubbing one out over the years. He was now into experimenting, so he tried new places and new items to satisfy his horny needs.
And he now had the best jacking off fodder known to teenage boys. Jake had had a crush on Bella Swan for a few years now and she starred in his fantasies more often than not when he was fapping away. Today was no exception as he decided the privacy of his bedroom would suffice. Spreading a small towel out strategically on the bed, he sighed, leaned back against the wall and undid his jeans to free himself from confinement. He kicked them off onto the floor to have better access. His cock was already hard and eager as he slowly circled the length with his fingers. He bit his lip as he thought about one of his favorite scenarios…
Bella leaned over him and her small, pale breasts gently swayed with the movement. She straddled him, her chocolate eyes warm and glittering in the muted light. She rubbed her hands up his sides, lacing her fingers with his which put her breasts tantalizingly close to his mouth. He flicked at one with his tongue and she giggled.
The warmth of her mouth met his and senses exploded at her taste. She tasted like sunshine and butterscotch on his tongue. She tortured him with her tongue, sliding it in deep and then pulling it back out of his mouth. His hips arched up against her and she giggled again.
"Someone's a little eager," she teased. She leaned back and took his so-hard-it-was-nearly-painful cock into her hand.
"Is this what you want?" she purred.
He barely managed to croak out a yes when she gave one long, firm stroke. Bella's come-hither look and wicked eyes taunted him before her mouth descended down onto him…
Jake's hand was pistoning up and down the length of his cock. His head dropped back and thunked off the wall as he alternated tightening and loosening his grip. The thought of Bella's mouth on him…
The thought of Bella's anything on him was enough to have his hips jerking. His cock strained under his grip. With a couple more long strokes, Jake felt that burn down low and he quivered. He let out a groan and came, his hips pumping and his hand still fisted around himself.
He leaned his head back again, feeling almost light-headed from the release when the door opened. The first thing he realized was he was still gripping his cock, and the second was that the person who opened his door was Bella.
Bella?! Holy shit!
"Jake, I…"
She froze on the spot, her eyes widening in horrified shock as she took in the scene. Jake could feel the heat rise in his cheeks. He cringed and quickly jerked his knee up to block himself from view.
"I, uh… you… uh…" Bella stuttered, her face flaming crimson. She backed up and tripped over a pair of his shoes and crashed into his door.
"You… shit… I mean…" he couldn't get a phrase out to save his life.
Jake realized right then that even with his knee up, she could still partially see his ass. He scrambled awkwardly, nearly crab-like along his bed as he tried to grab something - anything - to cover himself and quickly as she stumbled around trying to get out of the room amid the stuff strewn over his floor. He nearly fell off the bed in his haste to yank up the covers. Jake grabbed onto the light he had mounted on the wall to stop himself from falling.
The light fell off and landed with a solid thunk on the floor, though he managed to stay on the bed and cover himself.
Bella had regained her balance, tripped over one of his shirts on the floor as well, knocking her shoulder into the wall as she scurried out the door like a monster was after her.
"I… sorry…" Jake managed to say. She didn't bother answering because she was already hurrying through the living room.
"Shit… fuck…" he groaned as he heard her stumbling trek through the house and the door slam behind her. What a fucking fiasco.
He started to drop his head into his hands, cringed and jerked them away before they could make contact with his face, before dropping his forehead onto his knees. His heart was beating like a damn jackhammer. He sucked in a deep breath, quickly got dressed again and washed his hands before heading outside. The urge to phase and run far away was extremely strong.
Billy came rolling up the driveway, Sue behind him and helping him navigate the rocky spots. "Bella was looking for you," he said matter-of-factly. "Did she find you?"
The only thing Jake could do was nod, mutter something about going out, and took off for the woods.
As he phased, shredding his clothes, he heard Billy mutter, "Boys. What got his knickers in a twist?"
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AN: Hope you liked! Drabbles are typically around 500, but I'm shooting for around 1,000 to give you a little more. Anyway, the way I'm doing this is: if you review you can leave me a "wanking idea" for Jake (it can be porn, toys, where he does it, with what, whatever scenario you think might be fun - within reason of course - and I will take everyone's suggestion who gives one and basically do a "pick a name out of the hat" deal and use that idea for the next one and dedicate to that person (or persons if someone else has the same idea). This one is for Mera because she gave me the idea and wanted a walk-in!
I have a few minor things I was going to include in these, but I don't have actual scenarios planned, so I thought I'd just include those in with someone's idea. So, leave me a review and if you have an idea! (and be gentle.. this is my first attempt at masturbation fic and I'm nervous.. lol)
Author: exquisite_ugly
Rating: M - masturbation, language
Genre: Humor
Summary: A 6-part series of drabbles about Jake and the art of wanking.
*~*~*
Banner by Mist (give her props! I was *DED* when she first sent this to me!)
This first drabble is for mera_naam_joker!!
*~*~*
There was a certain art and skill to jerking off. You didn't want it to be boring or the same every time; kind of like sex. At least that's how Jake figured sex would be. The standard positions would always be great, but you could mix it up. He had yet to experience that, though, so he settled for the next best thing.
It had started when he was only ten and discovered women's boobies in the magazines Quil and Embry had hid in his garage. He had gotten excited over them, quickly figured out what needed to be done, and he did the deed. Jake had become quite adept at rubbing one out over the years. He was now into experimenting, so he tried new places and new items to satisfy his horny needs.
And he now had the best jacking off fodder known to teenage boys. Jake had had a crush on Bella Swan for a few years now and she starred in his fantasies more often than not when he was fapping away. Today was no exception as he decided the privacy of his bedroom would suffice. Spreading a small towel out strategically on the bed, he sighed, leaned back against the wall and undid his jeans to free himself from confinement. He kicked them off onto the floor to have better access. His cock was already hard and eager as he slowly circled the length with his fingers. He bit his lip as he thought about one of his favorite scenarios…
Bella leaned over him and her small, pale breasts gently swayed with the movement. She straddled him, her chocolate eyes warm and glittering in the muted light. She rubbed her hands up his sides, lacing her fingers with his which put her breasts tantalizingly close to his mouth. He flicked at one with his tongue and she giggled.
The warmth of her mouth met his and senses exploded at her taste. She tasted like sunshine and butterscotch on his tongue. She tortured him with her tongue, sliding it in deep and then pulling it back out of his mouth. His hips arched up against her and she giggled again.
"Someone's a little eager," she teased. She leaned back and took his so-hard-it-was-nearly-painful cock into her hand.
"Is this what you want?" she purred.
He barely managed to croak out a yes when she gave one long, firm stroke. Bella's come-hither look and wicked eyes taunted him before her mouth descended down onto him…
Jake's hand was pistoning up and down the length of his cock. His head dropped back and thunked off the wall as he alternated tightening and loosening his grip. The thought of Bella's mouth on him…
The thought of Bella's anything on him was enough to have his hips jerking. His cock strained under his grip. With a couple more long strokes, Jake felt that burn down low and he quivered. He let out a groan and came, his hips pumping and his hand still fisted around himself.
He leaned his head back again, feeling almost light-headed from the release when the door opened. The first thing he realized was he was still gripping his cock, and the second was that the person who opened his door was Bella.
Bella?! Holy shit!
"Jake, I…"
She froze on the spot, her eyes widening in horrified shock as she took in the scene. Jake could feel the heat rise in his cheeks. He cringed and quickly jerked his knee up to block himself from view.
"I, uh… you… uh…" Bella stuttered, her face flaming crimson. She backed up and tripped over a pair of his shoes and crashed into his door.
"You… shit… I mean…" he couldn't get a phrase out to save his life.
Jake realized right then that even with his knee up, she could still partially see his ass. He scrambled awkwardly, nearly crab-like along his bed as he tried to grab something - anything - to cover himself and quickly as she stumbled around trying to get out of the room amid the stuff strewn over his floor. He nearly fell off the bed in his haste to yank up the covers. Jake grabbed onto the light he had mounted on the wall to stop himself from falling.
The light fell off and landed with a solid thunk on the floor, though he managed to stay on the bed and cover himself.
Bella had regained her balance, tripped over one of his shirts on the floor as well, knocking her shoulder into the wall as she scurried out the door like a monster was after her.
"I… sorry…" Jake managed to say. She didn't bother answering because she was already hurrying through the living room.
"Shit… fuck…" he groaned as he heard her stumbling trek through the house and the door slam behind her. What a fucking fiasco.
He started to drop his head into his hands, cringed and jerked them away before they could make contact with his face, before dropping his forehead onto his knees. His heart was beating like a damn jackhammer. He sucked in a deep breath, quickly got dressed again and washed his hands before heading outside. The urge to phase and run far away was extremely strong.
Billy came rolling up the driveway, Sue behind him and helping him navigate the rocky spots. "Bella was looking for you," he said matter-of-factly. "Did she find you?"
The only thing Jake could do was nod, mutter something about going out, and took off for the woods.
As he phased, shredding his clothes, he heard Billy mutter, "Boys. What got his knickers in a twist?"
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AN: Hope you liked! Drabbles are typically around 500, but I'm shooting for around 1,000 to give you a little more. Anyway, the way I'm doing this is: if you review you can leave me a "wanking idea" for Jake (it can be porn, toys, where he does it, with what, whatever scenario you think might be fun - within reason of course - and I will take everyone's suggestion who gives one and basically do a "pick a name out of the hat" deal and use that idea for the next one and dedicate to that person (or persons if someone else has the same idea). This one is for Mera because she gave me the idea and wanted a walk-in!
I have a few minor things I was going to include in these, but I don't have actual scenarios planned, so I thought I'd just include those in with someone's idea. So, leave me a review and if you have an idea! (and be gentle.. this is my first attempt at masturbation fic and I'm nervous.. lol)