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[exquisite_d]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This accursed machine has ruined me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUINED ME!!!!!!!!!!!

It has broken not one but two of my nails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I refuse to touch this machine ever again!!!!

I am in need of a secretary now, as I have sworn to not so much as glance at this infernal device!!!!!! Please contact me if you are

Comments

[nyahichigo]

... what machine? The computer?

[exquisite_d]

Yes, this-this overgrown television had the nerve to break one of my nails!!!!!

[nyahichigo]

How'd it break your nail?

Well, um... if you really need a secretary, I think I could manage.

[exquisite_d]

It clamped on to my fingernails and would not realease them until they broke. Quite rude of it, if I must say so myself.

That's alright, Byakuya-san has already offered. Your consideration is greatly appreciated though.

[the_grinreaper]

Hooo~ Y'oughtta calm down, mist'r. There ain't no need ta be typin' that loud.

[exquisite_d]

Loud!!! LOUD!!!!!! Maybe I should cut off your hand and then we'll see if you also "type loud"!! This machine from Hell has ruined me!!!!!!

[the_grinreaper]

Now now, there ain't no reason ta get so angry.

[exquisite_d]

Hpmh! You are very lucky that I have clamed down from my shower or you would have found yourself in a very unpleasant place sir.

[letc_kenm]

Hey--it's not the machina computer's fault! (>___<)

[exquisite_d]

Of course it is!!!!! It has defiled my hand!!!! Do you have any idea how long it will take for my nails to grow back!?!?!?! Months!!!! That's how long!!!!! MONTHS!!!!!!!

[letc_kenm]

Well, its your fault for pushing too hard on the keys...

[exquisite_d]

I was not pushing, the infernal keyboard grabbed my fingers!

[boomchucka]

Hey, calm down and try typing slower!

[exquisite_d]

I have calmed down child and I have no intention of tping slower because I have decided to simply not type at all.

[by_my_oath]

I have become quite adept with this machine, infernal as it may be. I will help you.

[boomchucka]

Can you help him with the pink font too? :)

[exquisite_d]

Pink? I'll have you know that this color is no more pink than I am. It is a pale blueberry, not a simple pink!

[by_my_oath]

We shall see.