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The Art of Wanking: A Masturbation Drabble Series

Mar 25, 2022 20:00

Title: The Art of Wanking (Part 1)

Author: exquisite_ugly

Rating: M - masturbation, language

Genre: Humor

Summary: A 6-part series of drabbles about Jake and the art of wanking.

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wip, j/b pairing, rated: m, drabble

Comments 9

denise216 March 26 2012, 00:17:36 UTC

Lmao so funny poor Jake

exquisite_ugly March 27 2012, 21:20:32 UTC

Thanks! ;) That's gotta be rough! hehe

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exquisite_ugly March 27 2012, 21:21:50 UTC

Good.. then mission accomplished. ;) I shudder at the mortification of that. haha And yes, that banner.. every time I look at it I get hot flashes. lol

audreyii_fic March 26 2012, 18:01:12 UTC

Hot, funny, awesome. Just generally perfect :D

exquisite_ugly March 27 2012, 21:22:54 UTC

Thanks! :D It was quite entertaining to write!

willow2883 April 2 2012, 04:18:42 UTC

Oh. My. God. How did I miss this? Too funny! mera comes up with the best ideas!
I'm racking (wracking?) my brain trying to come up with something, but how do you top getting caught? Especially by said fantasy?
Do boys use props?
Porn. Something with porn. *taps head* Think, think. Hmmm.
Maybe Bella comes over wearing a tight, lower-than usual top that has Jake reeling, so he pretends he wants to take a few pics of her by the Rabbit. Which he really intends to use later as wank material?

exquisite_ugly April 4 2012, 23:50:12 UTC

Glad you enjoyed it! ;) Yeah, it was all Mera's fault. hehe As far as props, I don't see why not.. there are blow-up dolls, magazines, porn DVD's. I guess they do that stuff? lol

And good idea! I'll add the idea to my little "basket of fun" for choosing for the next one. ;) Thanks for the R&R, hun! :)

willow2883 April 4 2012, 23:57:04 UTC

I have a question. How will I know when you write the next one? I only found this by accident when we happened to be on Twitter at the same time. Is there any way to get an alert?

exquisite_ugly April 8 2012, 03:22:11 UTC

oops, sorry hun! I almost missed this. Do you get alerts when I update PutP on here or no? I wasn't sure how it worked here on LJ. Either way, I'll send you an @ on twitter to let you know when I update (which will be soon because I realized I nearly missed this just as I finished the 3rd one!)