alright- some thoughts to be thunk, for all you thinkers ( Read more... )

there is a possibility that 3 young women are drunk at my house right now. my sister may or may not have asked my best friend if her underwear is pink. my life is fucked up. the joys of being an older brother

Alright, so if anybody has a dad or mom who is a practicing lawyer, lemme know. I have some questions on plagiarism.

bwahaha...I am now the owner of a henry rollins avatar. fear me!

after further review, I need more hobbies. Computers and video games are fun and all, but do i really want to spend the rest of my life recreating like this ( Read more... )

Ok- so here I am, Joe Professional Racetrack Announcer going on my 6th year. I've worked the nicest facility in the state. I've worked with the premier touring group in the state. This is my 9th year working for a racetrack in some capacity. And, just to toot my own horn a little, I'm damn good at what I do. So why don't the numbskull mcfuckheads ( Read more... )

Young women frighten me. Ardith and Michelle in particular. They say funny things, then assult my co-employees with aerosol deoderant and other things. They should make good on this harsh badness by bringing travis and me their finest meats and cheeses. Or elephant ears from the food fair ( Read more... )