SPAM

[exsanguinates]

Every once in a while, there comes a piece of spam in my junk mail folder on gmail that CANNOT be ignored.
This is one such email.  Twila O. Faulk... I may not know who you are or why you have such an AWESOME name, but today... you have freed me with your mail, entitled "Choose your size with Manster!"

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Comments

[kougaji]

Not quite as good as "Horse-cum covered sluts! THOUSANDS to choose from!"

[exsanguinates]

Is there a factory somewhere, like Iowa or something, where they bottle horse-cum? You know, a blue-collar 9-5 job? And what about the truckers who haul this shit to wherever these sluts waiting to be covered are located? "10-4 good buddy, gotta 'nother load a'horse jizz bound for the slut depot in Jersey."