Voicemail/E-Mail

[exspeedydotcom]

"Hey, you've reached Roy. I'm not able to answer the phone right now, so if you'll leave a message I'll hit you back soon as I can, okay?"

*BEEP*

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Crazy Phone Day

[blondecanary]

[from here]

"Okay, one? It's too cold for the ocean. Two? Not into girls like that. I've kissed enough around here to know. Three? ... who are you, again?"