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[externalmenace]

Someone took a shit on a toilet at school today, but not the toliet. That silver part where the flush is. Well actually two shits, one was darker then the other. Which means two ppl would have had to taken shits on that toilet today. I just can't picture two ppl standing on the toilet struggling to be able to shit on the silver knob. That means one

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[ex_opposed623]

someone shat right in the middle of the floor in the bathroom a week ago.

[ex_opposed623]

this is on my buddyprofile from a few months back:

Snoozeberry06: i dropped my phone in the tiolet the night we went sledding
Snoozeberry06: i was talking to u while i was shitting and i dropped my phone in it
degeneratewaste: HAHAHAHAHAH, did you get the phone out?
Snoozeberry06: yea it was covered in my shit

[leapord_lace]

the first time i went babysitting without a friend my little cousin pooped his pants and so i freaked out and didnt know what to do so i made him stand in the bathtub while i went downstairs to get towels and i go back upstairs and he had taken off his pants and had started throwing his poop on the ceiling and then he stepped in it and started running around the bathroom
im still truamatized

[leapord_lace]

by the way this is hillary

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[ra_rah_replica]

hey wait..i go to an all girls catholic school. maybe..its a conspiracy!!!

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[ra_rah_replica]

alright deal.

[whitelinekid]

once in sixth grade i was walking down the hall all alone and josh cook was walking ahead of me and he didnt know i was there and he shook a turd out of his pants. he looked back and got all red