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[extra_ding]

sooo this list was part of a flier on the stall door in my bathroom, and it's entirely accurate and slightly humorous :-P

what you learn in college> flip flops become as important as soap

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[g_unitwsmyname]

so, did you steal the flyer or did you like, get a notebook and sit on the toliette, and copy each one of them down?? hahaha--of course the latter is what I imagined in my head. ;)

[extra_ding]

hahhahhaa i OBVIOUSLY stole it! it's one of the ones that has captain condom on the bottom, so i took it for my mom...she thinks they're funny =P [fyi, the captain condom slogan this month is "it only takes a jiffy to cover mr. stiffy"...hahhaha]

[jenna_cide]

AW MAN COLLEGE IS SO FUN AND LIKE YEAH I WANT TO ADD TO THE LIST BUT I FORGET WHAT I WANT TO SAY STUFF LIKE YOU MISS YOUR FAMILY BUT THEN WHEN YOU TALK TO YOUR MOM ON THE PHONE HALFWAY THROUGH YOU GET PISSED OFF AND LIKE YEAH I'M REALLY GOING TO MISS MY FRIENDS IN THE SUMMER LIKE MORE THAN ANYTHING MORE THAN I MISS MY HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS B/C THE CONNECTION AND EVERYTHING IS UNBELIEVABLE AND LIKE DIFFERENT AND IT'S LIKE FAMILY AND AW MAN IDK WHY THERE ARE CAPS.

[hopeless10]

you need to git in ma bellay right now.
check.

i<3333youuuuu

[extra_ding]

nooo YOU need to get in MAH bellay hahahhaha

YEAH I WENT THERE

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the next two days are going to be the longest of my lifeeee...i can't wait to see your skanky faceee <333333