From the deancastiel chatroom: How Dean Got His Groove Back (or, HELP AM A LLAMA!!)
I don't know how we even got onto the subject, but there was something about camels spitting, and then llamas.
extraonions: giraffe!castiel
extraonions: discuss
aesc: ahahahaha!
aesc: with his tie
aesc: and big giraffey blue eyes
uselessplayback: chewing soulfully on tree bark
aesc: and long giraffey eyelashes
uselessplayback: would he also have wings?
aesc: awwww
aesc: maybe cute little ones
uselessplayback: in contrast to his long, giraffey neck
extraonions: omg how cute
extraonions: yes
extraonions: tiny tiny wings
extraonions: would dean also be a giraffe?
aesc: yes!
uselessplayback: hahaha
aesc: I don't know... he doesn't seem very giraffey
uselessplayback: I just had an image of Dean as a llama
uselessplayback: he was a very angry llama
aesc: ahahahahaha
extraonions: lolol
extraonions: they get cursed
aesc: maybe he would be a wildebeest
extraonions: into various animals
uselessplayback: which explains Dean's anger
uselessplayback: and Castiel is calm about it
aesc: or maybe an impala!
uselessplayback: but Dean thinks it's undignified
extraonions: possibly with telepathic powers
aesc: Cas is very philosophical about most things that Dean flips his shit about
extraonions: so they can talk while animal-fied
extraonions: and cas is yeah, very calm
uselessplayback: this is true
extraonions: and like isn't a giraffe a magnificent creature?
extraonions: i like being a giraffe
uselessplayback: but Dean is bitter
extraonions: tree bark is sort of tasty
uselessplayback: Castiel feels very in tune with nature as a giraffe
extraonions: yes
extraonions: and dean is like
uselessplayback: it makes him appreciate the wonder of his Father's creations
extraonions: WE HAVE TO BREAK THIS CURSE
extraonions: OR FIND SAM
extraonions: OR BOBBY
extraonions: maybe they are in a zoo
aesc: oh maybe Dean would actually be a lion? and he'd be roaring at Cas, and Cas would just blink his big giraffe eyes and be all "what's the big deal?"
extraonions: and sam knows that's where dean disappeared
extraonions: so he keeps coming to investigate
uselessplayback: heh
extraonions: and dean keeps spitting on him
uselessplayback: hahaha
uselessplayback: but Sam still doesn't make the animal-->Dean connection
extraonions: right
uselessplayback: even though he's been having weird dreams lately
extraonions: until maybe eventually dean scratches out a HELP SAM
extraonions: AM A LLAMA
aesc: does Sam notice the wings on Cas's back?
uselessplayback: *dies*
uselessplayback: "am a llama"
extraonions: except it takes a few tries because dean's handwriting sucks
aesc: or hoofwriting?
extraonions: and sam is like huh, that llama keeps staring at me
uselessplayback: or his toe-writing? hoof-writing?
extraonions: creeepy
extraonions: and then maybe he sees the giraffe wings
extraonions: and goes... uhoh
uselessplayback: he feels like the llama has ill will toward him
extraonions: and sam is talking to the other giraffe
uselessplayback: (which he does)
extraonions: DEAN
extraonions: DEAN IS THAT YOU
extraonions: while cas is chewing still
uselessplayback: and the other giraffe ignores him
extraonions: right
extraonions: and sam is like T_T I WILL SAVE YOU DEAN
uselessplayback: and Dean charges his llama fence
extraonions: and deanllama is going SPIT SPIT YOU MORON
uselessplayback: in rage
extraonions: sam: very seriously
extraonions: sam: dean (to the giraffe) i think that llama is possessed.
uselessplayback: hahaha
uselessplayback: and Dean hangs his head at how very wrong Sam is
uselessplayback: and wonders why his brother is so stupid sometimes
extraonions: and sam does the reverse spell whatever
extraonions: and is like OH NOES when cas is back but not dean
aesc: ahahahahaha!
extraonions: luckily it worked on dean in the llama pen
extraonions: except of course he is naked
uselessplayback: who is now very angry and yelling at Sam
uselessplayback: yes
uselessplayback: and naked
extraonions: FTW
uselessplayback: but, for some reason, Castiel is not
extraonions: yes
extraonions: dean thinks that is very unfair
extraonions: maybe they trimmed the llama's hair
uselessplayback: and Castiel calmly takes off his coat
uselessplayback: and puts it over Dean's shoulders
aesc: omggggggg
extraonions: while still had a piece of tree bark hanging out his mouth
aesc: unexpected hot in a sea of cute!
extraonions: and offers dean a piece of delicious tree bark
extraonions: and dean can't decide between sputtering rage and OMG YOUR COAT. WITH POCKETS
aesc: Cas is very in touch with his inner giraffe
extraonions: definitely.
uselessplayback: and Dean is still angry but he's so stunned that Cas gave him his coat that he takes the tree bark
uselessplayback: and starts chewing on it
extraonions: and sam is like BZUH?
aesc: ahahahaha!
extraonions: and then the last line is something like
extraonions: is it just dean's imagination
extraonions: or is castiel a little taller than dean remembers him?
uselessplayback: hahahaha!
aesc: heeeee!
extraonions: giraffe!castiel
extraonions: discuss
aesc: ahahahaha!
aesc: with his tie
aesc: and big giraffey blue eyes
uselessplayback: chewing soulfully on tree bark
aesc: and long giraffey eyelashes
uselessplayback: would he also have wings?
aesc: awwww
aesc: maybe cute little ones
uselessplayback: in contrast to his long, giraffey neck
extraonions: omg how cute
extraonions: yes
extraonions: tiny tiny wings
extraonions: would dean also be a giraffe?
aesc: yes!
uselessplayback: hahaha
aesc: I don't know... he doesn't seem very giraffey
uselessplayback: I just had an image of Dean as a llama
uselessplayback: he was a very angry llama
aesc: ahahahahaha
extraonions: lolol
extraonions: they get cursed
aesc: maybe he would be a wildebeest
extraonions: into various animals
uselessplayback: which explains Dean's anger
uselessplayback: and Castiel is calm about it
aesc: or maybe an impala!
uselessplayback: but Dean thinks it's undignified
extraonions: possibly with telepathic powers
aesc: Cas is very philosophical about most things that Dean flips his shit about
extraonions: so they can talk while animal-fied
extraonions: and cas is yeah, very calm
uselessplayback: this is true
extraonions: and like isn't a giraffe a magnificent creature?
extraonions: i like being a giraffe
uselessplayback: but Dean is bitter
extraonions: tree bark is sort of tasty
uselessplayback: Castiel feels very in tune with nature as a giraffe
extraonions: yes
extraonions: and dean is like
uselessplayback: it makes him appreciate the wonder of his Father's creations
extraonions: WE HAVE TO BREAK THIS CURSE
extraonions: OR FIND SAM
extraonions: OR BOBBY
extraonions: maybe they are in a zoo
aesc: oh maybe Dean would actually be a lion? and he'd be roaring at Cas, and Cas would just blink his big giraffe eyes and be all "what's the big deal?"
extraonions: and sam knows that's where dean disappeared
extraonions: so he keeps coming to investigate
uselessplayback: heh
extraonions: and dean keeps spitting on him
uselessplayback: hahaha
uselessplayback: but Sam still doesn't make the animal-->Dean connection
extraonions: right
uselessplayback: even though he's been having weird dreams lately
extraonions: until maybe eventually dean scratches out a HELP SAM
extraonions: AM A LLAMA
aesc: does Sam notice the wings on Cas's back?
uselessplayback: *dies*
uselessplayback: "am a llama"
extraonions: except it takes a few tries because dean's handwriting sucks
aesc: or hoofwriting?
extraonions: and sam is like huh, that llama keeps staring at me
uselessplayback: or his toe-writing? hoof-writing?
extraonions: creeepy
extraonions: and then maybe he sees the giraffe wings
extraonions: and goes... uhoh
uselessplayback: he feels like the llama has ill will toward him
extraonions: and sam is talking to the other giraffe
uselessplayback: (which he does)
extraonions: DEAN
extraonions: DEAN IS THAT YOU
extraonions: while cas is chewing still
uselessplayback: and the other giraffe ignores him
extraonions: right
extraonions: and sam is like T_T I WILL SAVE YOU DEAN
uselessplayback: and Dean charges his llama fence
extraonions: and deanllama is going SPIT SPIT YOU MORON
uselessplayback: in rage
extraonions: sam: very seriously
extraonions: sam: dean (to the giraffe) i think that llama is possessed.
uselessplayback: hahaha
uselessplayback: and Dean hangs his head at how very wrong Sam is
uselessplayback: and wonders why his brother is so stupid sometimes
extraonions: and sam does the reverse spell whatever
extraonions: and is like OH NOES when cas is back but not dean
aesc: ahahahahaha!
extraonions: luckily it worked on dean in the llama pen
extraonions: except of course he is naked
uselessplayback: who is now very angry and yelling at Sam
uselessplayback: yes
uselessplayback: and naked
extraonions: FTW
uselessplayback: but, for some reason, Castiel is not
extraonions: yes
extraonions: dean thinks that is very unfair
extraonions: maybe they trimmed the llama's hair
uselessplayback: and Castiel calmly takes off his coat
uselessplayback: and puts it over Dean's shoulders
aesc: omggggggg
extraonions: while still had a piece of tree bark hanging out his mouth
aesc: unexpected hot in a sea of cute!
extraonions: and offers dean a piece of delicious tree bark
extraonions: and dean can't decide between sputtering rage and OMG YOUR COAT. WITH POCKETS
aesc: Cas is very in touch with his inner giraffe
extraonions: definitely.
uselessplayback: and Dean is still angry but he's so stunned that Cas gave him his coat that he takes the tree bark
uselessplayback: and starts chewing on it
extraonions: and sam is like BZUH?
aesc: ahahahaha!
extraonions: and then the last line is something like
extraonions: is it just dean's imagination
extraonions: or is castiel a little taller than dean remembers him?
uselessplayback: hahahaha!
aesc: heeeee!