The Gospel of St. Adam, as Regards the Miracle of, well, Himself: Part I

[extraordinare]

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God

Comments

[_alea_iacta_est]

I have never wished retardation on anyone...but in your case I'll make an exception. Don't stand next to me ever again - when the lightning bolt hits I want to be far, far away.

[extraordinare]

Forgive him, Dad, for he knows not what he does.

[_alea_iacta_est]

I will no longer dignify this exercise in stupidity with a response.

[sean014]

he says as he responds. rob has a habit of doing that.

[cpughatgwu]

well I ready the first couple paragraph's...fell offend for two reasons....one obvious...the other reason was you did not provide an outline.

Do you really have all this time on you hands, Adma? You could really do something a bit more productive...haha.

[_young_nastyman]

I read the first paragraph. For that, I think I deserve something. I would have continued had it been written in Aramaic.

Oh, by the way! If lightning is going to strike you (and it probably will), and I am anywhere in your presence, I would rather be right next to you and killed instantly than several feet away (like Rob) and put through the agony of slow internal burning. But that is just me.

[extraordinare]

Dylan, my old *cough* friend, you really ought to expand your vocabulary if you use God to mean that; you're going to confuse an awful lot of people. As to your slander, I am not over-arrogant; I'm just right. Nor am I sick; much to the contrary I'm healthy as a horse, and in fact have begun a rigorous exercise program in which I climb 28 flights of stairs once or twice a day. Lastly, I do not have too much time on my hands; I just happen to be a prolific writer and typist, and thus I was able to readily supply my discerning readership with this delightful little jaunt into one of their contemporary's history. I may point out to you, in emphasis of this point, that I conceived of, laid out, and leveled this counter-assault in no time at all.

My regards to you and your region. I'll put in a request with Dad for the reactivation of St. Helens. Watch your back.

[_alea_iacta_est]

You know Adam, I always heard rumors of an antichrist from Arkansas, but I always thought they were just referring to Bill Clinton.

[_young_nastyman]

Now you've gone too far, Rob. Now you've gone too far.

[_alea_iacta_est]

I've gone too far? Okay, whatever you say, ass-less chaps boy.

[_young_nastyman]

See, that's the problem with you Republicans. You are intolerant of alternative life-styles.