Good Ol' July 4th

[extraordinare]

WARNING! (Disclaimer: Unfortunately, upon revisiting this entry, I have come to the conclusion that is is one of my lamer ones. It's not very well written, nor is it particularly funny. So be forewarned, this entry is not for the faint of heart, or those seeking the usual joyride and laughter that comprises my journal. But, if you just want to keep

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[ericalovesbrody]

Well I'm sorry I missed Maddie getting hit, because that would have been pretty funny. Sorry Maddie but it would. Sorry if Chris seemed weird he wouldn't have cared if you all came to the restaurant. We went to the Faded Rose, by the way. I wish I would have been able to make it to the symphony and fireworks with you guys. Chris and his friends wouldn't decide whether they wanted to go or not so we didn't make it in time. I didn't even get to see the fireworks. So I'm glad you had a good 4th of July, but mine lacked the usual fun.

[itsoktobehappy]

If it's the bombshell that I'm thinking of... quit your bragging, Sam.

(lame)

Bombshell?

[ericalovesbrody]

What happened between Sam and Raksha?

Re: Bombshell?

[darkchaos510]

What?

Elucidate please.

Re: Bombshell?

[extraordinare]

First of all--"elucidate"? And secondly, in the interest of good taste and gentlemanliness, I will not divulge Sam's secret (though it is worth pointing out that it is hardly a secret and that quite possibly everyone in the state of Arkansas knows it at this point) nor will I discuss it's particularities here, or, in fact, anywhere else, because they are held within the vault (which I might point out has never, in its entire existence, divulged anything held within its confines, nor will it) and, perhaps more importantly, because of their mature nature.

Now, if that eloquently written, all but blatant refusal to implicate what it is that happened does not enlighten you, then you are most likely stupid, incomprehensibly oblivious, or borderline retarded.