Comments | extraordinare: A summarical recounting of Nats, Injuns, Diamond Clubs, hot dogs, a slovenly drunk, and a seat Nazi

extraordinare

A summarical recounting of Nats, Injuns, Diamond Clubs, hot dogs, a slovenly drunk, and a seat Nazi

May 17, 2006 23:52

Today and actually for several days now I've been thinking to myself, "You know, Adam, my old chap, perhaps it's time for another entry," and so, this evening, I've decided to take my own advice. Or is it, my own advice I've decided to take? Treating oneself as multiple individuals gets a bit tricky. But I digress; let me begin ( Read more... )

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sean014 May 18 2006, 16:05:28 UTC

I wish you wouldn't engage in libel, Adam. I was pretentious well before my fortunate entry into the Diamond Club.

Further, we gave you eight hotdogs, and you didn't even finish them all. It would have been impossible to give you the food from the trays. I really don't think my barbeque chicken is worth you throwing a hissy fit.

_young_nastyman May 18 2006, 18:08:00 UTC

Josh, I do recall the ballgame being a turning point in your pretension. And we only left hotdogs uneaten because they had grown soggy and cold.

The End

sean014 May 18 2006, 20:40:14 UTC

Listen up. I would have been just as happy in the bleachers as I was behind the plate. And that the hotdogs got soggy was entirely your fault.

_young_nastyman May 18 2006, 20:43:48 UTC

I take serious issue with your accusation. I in no way soggied up those hotdogs. My seat, as you may recall, was exposed to the elements. Or were you too distracted by your luxury amenities to notice?

Well Done _young_nastyman May 18 2006, 18:06:11 UTC

Touche, sir. This entry marks the first time I have laughed aloud while alone on livejournal's account. You've a gift for language.

That having been said, I do have a few thoughts. Well, just one actually.

"At some point Mike began kicking the back of seats in front of us..."

Perhaps my memory is slipping, but I don't seem to recall that happening as you described. In fact, I remember it very, very, very differently. I was far too busy picking peanut shells out of my pants to start a fight.

itsoktobehappy May 19 2006, 17:17:13 UTC

Adam, I enjoy your entries. That's all.

extraordinare May 28 2006, 07:58:11 UTC

Why thank you.

_alea_iacta_est May 23 2006, 01:33:36 UTC

Adam - Nice, and I dare say, as an objective observer, completely truthful entry.

Mike - You clearly were the only one provoking a fight, peanuts or otherwise.

Josh - What can I say? Before the baseball game, I liked you. Now, my pedestrian nature deigns our friendship no longer in my short-sighted pedestrian interests.