♬ Voicemail

[extravagances]

So you just...oh! Oh! Fascinating. That's--oh, now?

Hello, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart at your service! I am terribly sorry I missed your, ah, call is it? Yes, I am very sorry I missed your call, but please give me a message here and I will get back to you as soon as I can!

And now I just...? Ah, I se--

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NOT A CALL AND PRETEND THIS IS BACKDATED TO THE 27TH

[gesangvoll]

['SUP MOZART. Today is your birthday, isn't it? Of course it is. Austria knows these things because he's a creeper your biggest fan ever. If you happen to look outside your door today, you will find 1. a nice, delicious Austrian cake, 2. a stack of blank manuscript paper, and 3. a nice pen and inkwell set thing. He wasn't really sure what to get, but not getting something would make him feel bad.]

[extravagances]

[And Mozart has no idea who gave him these things. He also forgot it was his birthday because back home, his birthday had come and gone.

But now you have a Mozart composing music in your house. That manuscript paper will be filled soon enough.]