Seventh Star

[extreme_stars]

I don't understand what's going on, but I guess it's kind of fun! Everyone zooming around, and setting things on fire, and riding bears... It's just like a book I read!

...Okay, it's not like any book I've ever read. But it's still fun!

I just wish I had gotten a superpower too... Everything seems normal to me, except for the chipmunks with the funny

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[shieldofjustice]

Wait...what?

[extreme_stars]

I don't know! It's just what my stalwart animal companions have been telling me!

Wait, stalwart?

[shieldofjustice]

Is that so?! Then we must ride! We cannot let such acts of depraved villainy go unpunished!

...What did I just say.

[extreme_stars]

Indeed, valiant knight! To save the lady Tear, we must set forth!

Wh-Why are we wearing armor all of a sudden?

[a_severed_fate]

Wh-why wouldn't I be okay? I mean, all things considered...

Well, actually...

...Actually I'm not okay. Someone broke into my room and filled my closet with sleazy outfits and suddenly... suddenly...

...I'm turning into a cat!

What did I do to deserve this...? Is it because I mistook Erk for a real cat that time?

...Kidnapped by who?

[extreme_stars]

A cat? It must be the Dark Lord's curse! Don't worry, fair maiden, I shall save you!

Why is this...?

[a_severed_fate]

A curse? Oh, woe is me...

But I won't despair as long as I can cling to the hope that my knight in shining armor will rescue me, nya. Estelle, you're so brave. I believe in you!

What am I saying this time...?

[extreme_stars]

Everything will be alright, Tear. I swear on my sword, I will defeat that blaggard and return you to your beautiful self!

I-It's kind of fun!

[captureherheart]

T-The who?! That sounds serious. We ought to do something.

What, hold on, I'm not getting involved in this . . .

[extreme_stars]

We are doing something! We are to set out to her rescue at once! You're welcome to join us, young squire!

[captureherheart]

Of course. Any knight worth his manhood is always ready to lend a hand to a lady in distress. I would be glad to aid you in your efforts against this despicable lord.

WHAT?! No, I wouldn't!

My lady, do you have need of a noble steed?

And that even less!

[extreme_stars]

Of course! Know you of a place where I can find one?

[airgeargaigar]

The Dark Lord Badtouch?

[extreme_stars]

The Dark Lord Badtouch!

I think.

[airgeargaigar]

That sounds like a dangerous quest! You should assemble a family friendly team of spirited adventurers before you embark!

Wait, what am I saying?

[extreme_stars]

EVERYTHING about love and justice is family friendly! Would you care to join my valiant quest!?

[clutzy_chosen]

Oh no, something's wrong with Tear?

[extreme_stars]

Not for long, fair maiden! We will cure her terrible affliction and put an end to the Dark Lord once and for all!

[clutzy_chosen]

Yeah, we have to save her!

Where is the Dark Lord hiding!?

[extreme_stars]

The other side of the island! Let us be off!