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[extremeonwheels]

LOST AND FOUND

FOUND: USED CONDOM IN ROOM XXXX

THIS OFFICE IS NOT A LOVE MOTEL. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW SHOCKED TAKEDA-SAN WAS AFTER CLEANING YOUR OFFICE LAST NIGHT? CLAIM THIS IN MY OFFICE IMMEDIATELY, WE HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO TALK ABOUT.

[ooc: Added something to this post. Relevant to relationships!]

Comments

[scarfyoutodeath]

Sasagawa-san.

Why are you keeping a used condom?

[extremeonwheels]

THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING, FUUTA. I WANT TO RETURN IT AND SCOLD THE PERSON WHO LEFT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

[scarfyoutodeath]

But the principle of a condom is to throw it away once it's been used. Why are you keeping it.

((ooc: Strikes typed and deleted BECAUSE. HE'S SHUDDERING AT THE THOUGHT OF WHERE RYOHEI MIGHT BE KEEPING IT. D:))

[extremeonwheels]

BUT THAT'S THE THING! THE ASSHOLE USED IT IN THE OFFICE AND THEN DIDN'T EVEN THROW IT AWAY PROPERLY! TAKEDA-SAN HAD TO PICK IT UP FROM UNDER THE TABLE, AND THEN SHE PUT IT IN A PLASTIC BAG AND NOW IT'S HERE EEERHEJRGJKASAJGJSASLKJASL THAT GUY BETTER COME AND CLAIM IT OR I'M ANNOUNCING HIS NAME ON THE PA.

[13orphans]

...

Your methods, Aniki.

[extremeonwheels]

EEEH?

[alwaysbooked]

RYOHEI.

WHILE I'M GLAD TO SEE THAT YOU ARE WORKING HARD AND TAKING THINGS SERIOUSLY WITH YOUR JOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Ew, Ryohei, really. D: I understand wanting to send a message through example, but that's pretty gross. Try not to resort to such...extreme measures next time?

[extremeonwheels]

UUUUH.

IT'S IN A BAGGIE OK. LIKE WITH DOG POO. I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO TOUCH IT IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT IT IN HERE EITHER!

OH YEAH UH. KYOKO! that dude at kokuyo... rokudo? he says hi!

[alwaysbooked]

BUT YOU KNOW WHOSE IT IS, and that's GROSS BEYOND WORDS. I don't want to even think about it. If there's someone who needs a yelling at a talking to about this kind of behavior, send them to HR? It's nice to see employees getting along with each other, but...urgh. I feel bad for Takeda-san who found it!

...By "that dude" you mean Mukuro-san? :) Thanks for telling me! I'll have to try and catch up with him. I haven't seen anyone from Kokuyo lately...

[extremeonwheels]

BUT I HAVE TO DISCIPLI-- oh that's right, HR is supposed to do that. ok, should i leave the baggie in your office?

takeda-san will be fine! although she wept tears of shock. maybe i should give her a day off?

yes him! he's around in the network. i think he's in millefiore now.

[derridamustdie]

...Thanks for reporting about this.

Now, I'm going to find out who was responsible.

[extremeonwheels]

eh? I ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS

anyway i just talked to him and he's never going to do it again. returned his condom too!