TWENTY-TWO!!!!

[extremepirate]

BOXING CLUB RECRUITING SEASON IS OPEN!!!!!!!!

JOIN THE MOST EXTREME SPORT TO EVER EXIST ON THE FACE OF EARTH!!!!!
APPLICATIONS ARE OPEN, AND THERE IS ONLY ONE RULE:

BE EXTREEEEEEEEEEME

THAT INCLUDES PEOPLE WHO FIGHT BEARS AND TIGERS, STRONG PEOPLE, NON-SMOKERS, ROBOTS, BLUE PEOPLE AND HEROES!!!!

SO, WHO WANTS TO JOIN????

Comments

[twofacedshark]

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[extremepirate]

I GOT YOUR NAME DOWN, EYEPATCH KID!!!!

[twofacedshark]

Just to fucking confirm, idiot.
You better be a fucking good coach! I need to get fucking stronger...

[extremepirate]

YOU GET HERE AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE!!!

[herotoyouall]

Did you say HEROES?!!!!!

[extremepirate]

YES!!!!!!!!

ARE YOU A HERO??

[herotoyouall]

I AM THE GREATEST HERO!!!

And boxing is a very American sport, so COUNT ME IN!

[extremepirate]

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REALLY?! THAT'S SO TOTALLY AWESOME SAMKDFMKJF WHAT'S YOUR NAME SO I CAN PUT IT ON THE LIST??

[takeamelody]

Boxing?

I don't know much about Boxing but I guess I've fought someone before and I'm apparently EXTREME SO I'LL THINK ABOUT JOINING!

[extremepirate]

REALLY, TOTALLY EXTREME

THEN I'LL PUT YOUR NAME DOWN ON THE LIST!!!!!!!!!

[takeamelody]

AWESOME!

DO I GET GLOVES AND TRUNKS?

[extremepirate]

YOU DO!!!! AND GROIN AND TEETH PROTECTION, AND HANDWRAPS AND FEETWRAPS!!! Everything so you can practice TO THE LIMIT OF YOUR ABILITIES!!

[pizzeriagermany]

Germany should join this club! He could fight bears!

[extremepirate]

REALLY, WHERE IS HE?

And who are you??

[pizzeriagermany]

He's probably doing paperwork right now or taking a siesta.

I'm Italy!

[extremepirate]

Paperwork is boring. BOXING IS MUCH MORE AWESOME!!

Italy, like... the COUNTRY??

[justicesmoked]

Isn't that a bit discriminatory.

[extremepirate]

what, NO! THERE MUST BE RULES TO JOIN!!!

[justicesmoked]

Mn. Not sure I follow with the non-smoker rule.

[extremepirate]

Smoking SUCKS!! It's for losers and it's a hazard to your health!!!

BOXEURS CAN'T SMOKE!!!!