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[exxorcyst]

While the "Will and Grace" scenario is played out over and over, the opposite doesn't seem to be true. In other words, why don't I have a lesbian best friend?

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[fortuna_juvat]

I know some great lesbians, I can hook you up.

[3headedmonster]

I assume that most lesbians just get uncomfortable when you give them the signal or tell them that they smell like flowers.

Also, I think the sort of lesbian you would attract as a best friend would smell like venus man trap, and I'm not sure you'd go for that.

[exxorcyst]

This flower smelling thing sounds so familiar. Is this something we came up with before that I have since forgotten?

[3headedmonster]

High school eupemism, smell like flowers = lesbian. Smells like daisies = fantasy lesbian, smells like venus man trap = butch man hating lesbian.

[exxorcyst]

Oh man, yeah, I recall that now. Yet another example of a part of my life that lives on only in your memory.