katpyc9, I'm going to need a translation on this...

[exxorcyst]

...because I have a feeling it is ridiculous.

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As far as I can tell - this is the conversation...

[katpyc9]

Girl: "Where will we drive?"
Guy: "To the ends of the world."
Girl: "Do you have enough gas?"
Guy: "Full tank."
--enter tank--
Soldier: "I'm thirsty for some water. How about it girls?"
Girls: "Right away!"
--drinking montage--
Girl: "Where is your home?"
Soldier: "I'm home at night at the club, after work."
Dumb Girl: "Ooh, what kind of work?"
Soldier: "Regular. Contract.'
Really Dumb Girl: "What kind of contract? Wedding? Or what?"
Less Dumb Girl: "Army, what else?"
--girls chase tank--
Guy: "Girls! Girls! Girls! What about a drive?"
Girls: "Drive yourself! Drive away!"
--ad--
Voice: "Be a hero. Serve a contract in the Ukrainian Armed Forces."

>>sigh<<

[katpyc9]

I'm not sure what part of this is the most embarrassing... the number of times I had to watch it to translate it, or the fact that my father and all 5 uncles served in the Ukrainian Army.

Re: >>sigh<<

[exxorcyst]

So are you saying that you are descended from tank-chasing women of questionable virtue?

Re: >>sigh<<

[katpyc9]

No, I'm descended from very thirsty tank-driving soldiers who wear sailor stripes and electric blue berets.

Re: >>sigh<<

[3headedmonster]

bad choice, you would have gotten more respect from the first one.