Voicemail

[eyebrowgoesup]

"You have reached the voicemail of Spock. I am not currently taking calls. Please leave a message with your contact information."

*BEEP*

Comments

[clevermsbennet]

"You should be very grateful that I don't recognize your name, nor do I know most of those terms you appear to be using. They seem largely indecent and it is thoroughly disrespectful to address a professor in that manner."

(From here!)

Wacky Phone Day

[endsthegame]

There was a brief, and slightly weary sigh on the other end of the line. Ender really shouldn't be responding to these, but they had a habit of making him feel responsible.

"Phone lines are acting up again. Please voicemail responsibly. Thank you."

Click.

Phone call, Monday night :: Drunk Momoko is drunk.

[heromaniac]

"HI SPOCK! Sorry to call sooooooo late but I forgot to tell you I am gonna be sending... send... spending the night with my friend. She's in a different world! Did you ever meet her? She's really nice. And preetty. You'd like her. Everybody likes her. Oh! But you can't date her 'cause she has a boyfriend and he'll beat you up." *giggles* "Okay, he won't. He's a teddy bear. Not a real teddy bear. Are there real teddy bears? DIIIINAAAAH? Are there real teddy bears? Diiiiinaaaaah? Are you ASLEEEEEEEEP? Ugh. She is sooooo drunk. Mz Barbara is gonna be maaad. Oh, right. Phone! Hello? ...S'anyone here? This is totally not funny. Hello? Ugh. Whatever." *click*

LEFT OUTSIDE ROOM DOOR

[chief_cheerio]

One boxed cupcake and a campaign flier.

[heromaniac]

Where ever he was, and hopefully delivered on Valentines day, Spock would receive a bright pink box filled with homemade chocolates.