5 - [Voice]

[eyebrowsonfire]

[Guess who saw Moro's kidnapping? Why, it was Aku! Imagine his surprise when, on his way to torment the wolf some more after their last encounter, he found her being taken by tiny little robot men? Between feeling a great longing for home for the old days when he had legions of robot armies at his command, he also felt a great deal of self-

Comments

[causeblocked]

Not exactly the most original of names you have there, man.

[eyebrowsonfire]

There are none more suitable.

[causeblocked]

It's almost like cheating, though. I mean, if *I* was some great and powerful baddy trying to strike fear into the hearts of everyone, I'd want to make them remember my name. But just letting them say "Run! Evil is coming!" Well... they don't even have to try. Where's the fun in that?

[eyebrowsonfire]

That my enemies scream before they are destroyed is of little consequence.

[causeblocked]

I suppose if the owner lacks imagination too...

[eyebrowsonfire]

I have other ways of showing my imagination.

[causeblocked]

Better than just setting things on fire?

[eyebrowsonfire]

Far better than simply throwing sticks at a village.

[causeblocked]

All right. Give me an example.

[eyebrowsonfire]

I do far better with demonstrations.

[causeblocked]

...So you're more of a "do, don't say" type of guy? Don't you even want to share tales of your exploits?

[eyebrowsonfire]

It would be a waste of time.

[causeblocked]

So you just rule and destroy for the hell of it?

That's pretty lame.

[eyebrowsonfire]

I destroy to punish those who defy me.

Somebody needs to stop him. T_T

[causeblocked]

That's so cliche, dude.

[eyebrowsonfire]

Would you care to inform me how to improve my evil in person?