i woke up today and i was like wow im still alive what do you want from me today praise jesus
i cant seem to get out of my apt. its driving me crazy i like live two minutes from dominos and im dying for their breadsticks and on top of it im starving,but i cant seem to get off my ass to even do that i rather starv. my invisable shackles are getting stronger. i think sometimes i slowly kill myself. im a hermit. ha. i ordered some x-ray
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i think if i lay down on the side of the road i might be mistaken for road kill and get thrown into the back of the dead truck with all the others, and the guy will say "biggest dead rabbit i've ever seen" he might also start to think maybe thats what happened to the easter bunny...maybe i was the easter bunny, nah, i'd have no colored eggs around to support that theory...
and people cant get pissed when they're that sleepy.
cat piss gets you pissed, do you even see the comedy in that?
.la la later love.
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