Last night I couldn't sleep for the life of me. Thoughts were flashing through my mind, one right after the other. So I got to think about a lot of things. For the first time, I considered moving home for the summer. I hadn't even entertained the idea before that. I know I hated it last summer. I know that I'd be working dumb hours, and that I'd ( Read more... )

I love Combat Baby, by the way ;)

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Peanut butter and jelly toast rocks my world. At least this morning it does...
I had a dream that my answering machine kept buzzing the dial tone - like someone was trying to call but never left a message.  Then there was a pounding on my door that made me jump out of an unusually deep sleep.  It was Wes, my co-worker.  He was there to wake me up ( Read more... )

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down ( Read more... )

I don't find anything in my life worth posting about ( Read more... )

SWEET LIFE!
Here's the next best thing:


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I was talking to Larry about how ugly female body builders are...and got to thinking how cute it would be to see a midget body builder. But when I searched for a picture all I found was porn.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I'M DONE
I'M DONE
I'M DONE
I'M DONE
I'M DONE
I'M DONE
I'M DONE
I'M DONE

DONE!

YEAH!
Off to Roast & Toast to be merry and celebrate the fact that...

I'M DONE!

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