Let hatred turn into friendship because of your existence

[eyeofterror]

Words of wisdom, loyd, words of wisdom. That is what my last fortune cookie told me. Those things will tell you anything, I mean they're about to be eaten; they don't care. What does that mean? A cookie was trying to play mind-games with me, so I ate it. I guess it means that I should turn the things I hate into things that I find friendly. The

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[imoendraco]

But would you say, after pulling said bloody peiece of paper out of who knows where, "In bed"?

^_^;;

fortunate cookie :) lol

[eyeofterror]

Yes. Well, not so much a bed as an examination table complete with leather wrist and ankle straps. With a speculum in place, I would use my rubber gloved hands with surgical precision to extract said bloody piece of paper, at which time, your fortune would be apparent. >^.^< >;^p

....hmmmmm...bloody piece of paper inside of one's body; sounds like some Twin Peaks craziness. What do you think would be written on it?

Squee!

[anonymous]

I believe it’s telling you to unite two who hate one another and settle their differences. This way they can actually become friends instead of enemies, thanks to you. Yes?