Aaron

by Rabbi Geoffrey W. Dennis
The brother of Moses and Miriam, Aaron was both a prophet and the first High Priest. Along side Moses he performed various miraculous deeds and signs before Pharaoh and his court. Aaron transformed his rod into a serpent, which consumed the serpents created by Egyptian magicians (Ex. 7). The first three of the ten ( Read more... )

HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

Now then, on this christmas note ( Read more... )

I have returned home form what was prolly the best christmas ever. I have tons of stuff to do now that I'm back home, including working for nearly every day for the next 2 weeks. Soooo busy.

"Life limped along at sub-sonic speeds."

"She's lump, she's lump, she's in my head ( Read more... )

It's an icey 28 degrees.
It's 5am. Or it was when I brewed my camomile mint tea.
*sips*
I can't sleep. I tried for an hour or so. I was very tired earlier. I was falling asleep on the floor. *shrugs*
*sip*
this tea makes me tired, and clears up my passages quite nicely. It's also helping me stay warm.
I think all the snow melted. It didn't stick to the ( Read more... )

The Past Is Just Practice.

This is cold. The coldest hands to touch me ( Read more... )

Sometimes I hear.
But I'm always tryin to listen.

"  I respect that each connection in my life will find it’s own right place, time, and spirit - with an appreciative understanding that each connection evolves in unpredictable ways.
 I realize and value that there are all kinds of love, and not all of them are sexual. I will be open to all expressions of love. I will give and receive love freely ( Read more... )